MobaFire Tavern

[quote=Flowstylex]Flowstylex entered the tavern, sat down on a chair in the corner and he was looking at the wall for no reason.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe][quote=Janitsu] OOC: What if I started just right now? [/quote] OOC: That would be fine. After Pogoman walked away, Banana got confused where the hell that was about. Ring ring, ring ring, Charles again. "Ser, Erdar is here next to me, alive!" "WHAT?!!!??!?!?!?!", Banana replied relievingly shocked, "Let me speak to him!" "Hello", Erdar said "Speechful as always, what happened?" Banana asked with a big smile. "The squads and me got attacked by your favorite merchant, Werepirelord." "In personal?" "In personal." Banana was thinking, Pirelord is not much of a fighter, it is really weird that he himself would attack. Banana was wondering if the girl still had something to do with it. He was looking around the bar while he was wondering when he eventually saw Pirelord himself. Banana suddenly thought of a plan. "Erdar, capture the girl and ask her a few questions about Pirelord" "Yes" Erdar replied "Charles, activate protocol 34, abandon the building and retreat to the bunkers" "As you wish, and what about you?" Banana looked at Pirelord and said: "I am going to make things... Easier for us" and hung up. Banana grabbed a pencil and paper and started to write down a code. Banana, still wearing his mask, walked up to Pirelord and said: "I heard you want some kind of bag from a certain Banana." "That might be" "Take this", Banana gave the piece of paper, "It has the elevator code" Banana then left the tavern like a mysterious badass, walking straight home.[/quote]

[quote=xIchi]OCC: I am not even in the tavern anymore lol[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Janitsu entered the tavern but tripped to the threshold. Everyone in the tavern was amused.[/quote]

[quote=xIchi][quote=Werepirelord] Werepirelord eyes the strange man. "Where have I seen him before? But he said that this satchel belonged to my victim. That was't one of the great judges conjurations, didn't seem like it." A quick light-blue phaze is seen coming out of his monocle, scanning the bag. "Oh that little..." The bag explodes, pushing Werepirelord into the wall of the tavern he just left. After the smoke clears itself a coughing, but otherwise rather alive Werepirelord can be seen getting back on his feet. "That scoundrel..how dare he?" He quickly patts his shoulders, refitts his tie and swears to make Banana suffer. "And I know just what to do." He briefly looks around and after detecting no observer lets loose a laugh at the thought of all of the things this ignorant fool had brought upon himself. OCC: Lol, my mistake. Altough it'd be nice if you could fix that since not being in the tavern would loosen a few strings in the storyline. [/quote] OCC: Well me leaving the tavern and going to Banana's mansion is actually part of the storyline xD? If really needed, I can leave, but that would end my interaction with most of the characters, and I end up just sitting in the tavern doing nothing.[/quote]

[quote=Kaggboer2012]i am still a tree and i am still in the tavern.[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]"What kind of moronic imcible uses B-A-N-A-N-O as his elevator code?", Werepirelord mumbles to himself as he sneaks into the mansion. "This is seemingly too easy, where are his guards?" Werepirelord presses the elevator buttons, rolls his eyes as a childish tune starts to play and takes the elevator deep into the earth. Stroking his pet which he brought with him, he walks into the secret chamber doors of the one called Banana.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]Banana saw Werepirelord walking in his dungeons via the cameras in his mansion control room. Sipping a cup of tea Charles gave him, Banana observed him until Pirelord got a little deeper in to the chamber. Then, it was time for action. Banana grabbed a microphone the announce a interesting change of events, and said: "Why hello there Pirelord! Welcome in to my dungeons" Banana opened the gas chambers of the dungeons, while he saw Pirelord walking towards his vault. "As you can probably soon find out, the vault is locked", Banana continued, "What you also find out, is that there is gas leaking everywhere!" Pirelord ran to the elevator while Banana giggled in the microphone. Meanwhile the gas became denser. "Nononononono, that would be too easy wouldn't it?" Banana disabled the elevator. The gas became too much for Pirelord, just a little bit more time and Banana had won. 3 2 1 Pirelord is unconsious. "YES!" Banana thought and called Erdar instantly. "And did you get the girl?" "No, shes gone" "Doesn't matter, come here and bring a gasmask, I want you to capture Pirelord himself instead!" "You trapped him" "Yes" Banana replied with great enthusiasm "Alright then" And Erdar hung up. Then Banana called Charles. "Hello ser, how might I help?" Charles asked. "Bring me a chair and a rope to the dungeons, and bring a gasmask" "As you wish ser" and hung up Banana finished his cup of tea, put a gasmask on and went towards the dungeons himself. Now lets ask some questions.[/quote]

[quote=Werepirelord]"You really didn't think I'd fall for that, did you?", the voice recorder of what remains of the rebotic replica of Werepirelord croaks."No. You are now trapped, down here, with Teekl. Have fun!" What at first looks like a orange-ish cat slowly morphs into a 2-tonne beast of tooth and nail. It rips apart the two guards Banana brought with him beofore hissing at Banana. Meanwhile Werepirelord, waiting outside the mansion taps his cheek as he observes everything through his monocle. "It would be a shame if it wasn't."[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]Time stood still for a second while Banana just stood there. Quietly. The things happened within the last 5 seconds, it was strange, Banana couldn't follow it. All these weird things going on. A robot that gets poisoned by gas, while a cat is immume, a cat that is threatening Banana this very moment. The cat that just smacked Erdar and Billy. Time started to go in a more quick fashion. A big ass cat is threatening me while Charles is getting a cup of tea, what the hell am I going to do? He couldn't fight, he couldn't outrun that thing and he definately couldn't persuade it. So Banana just decided to sit down on the ground and prayed for a second, to the almighty spaghetti monster. No reply. The cat attacked eventually, the Banana couldn't do anything but die. It was over so quickly. Banana lied there, dead for hours. Charles found him eventually, too late, but with tea. There were no last words from Banana, there was no epic dramatic ending, it just plain empty. Charles carried Banana towards the garden out of respect and buried him. Banana's seeds reached the earth, giving birth to a beautiful banana tree. The tree that symbolises the mansion, a tree that is legend within the city of Mobafire. But that tree wasn't going to be a legend forever, because on that tree, new younger Bananas were growing.[/quote]