"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Pheyniex wrote:
are you some kind of internet kleptomaniac?
Possibly.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
So for school I had to make a sustainability report about a random topic. I got bananas. Then I had to do an interview with some guy that knew something about the sustainability about bananas, I chose the UN.
So soon, I might be interviewing the UN about bananas. My life is complete <3
So soon, I might be interviewing the UN about bananas. My life is complete <3
Change is gooooood
Picture by: Thalia Kael
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This comic really cheered me up. Give it a read!
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html
"Well, basically you should treat me like a prostitute." - TotalBiscuit
OMG ME HAZ 8%
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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#****yea