The First Law of 
Shaco states that if a Shaco is on my team, he will feed, cannot control his ultimate, and wastes time stacking Boxes in bushes that no one will walk in. Enemy Shaco will inevitably be fed as ****, splitpush like pros, solo dragons with their ult, and be in every bush at any given time.
The Second Law of Shaco states that all Shaco players are douchebags who probably beat their girlfriends.
Shaco states that if a Shaco is on my team, he will feed, cannot control his ultimate, and wastes time stacking Boxes in bushes that no one will walk in. Enemy Shaco will inevitably be fed as ****, splitpush like pros, solo dragons with their ult, and be in every bush at any given time.The Second Law of
Shaco states that all Shaco players are douchebags who probably beat their girlfriends.
OTGBionicArm wrote:
and be in every bush at any given time.
this is fairly similar to Schrödinger's
Garen ( Garen is both in all bushes and not in all bushes until they have been facechecked).
Meiyjhe wrote:
EUW servers ;_;
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
also check out my Ryze guide
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>Sit quietly
>Read Women's magazine
>A woman runs inside
>Shouts: "MY WOMB IS BURNING I NEED HELP"
>People are like: "omg sit down or u die"
>Just sitting there, reading magazine
>Nurses refuse to examine the woman because she is shouting and she is aggressive
>Woman pisses on the floor
>Woman goes to bathroom
>Comes back
>"Oh, I don't need doctor anymore, bye bye"