Let's Dispel The Excuses. (Toshabi's S4 Ranked...

[quote=Toshabi]Soooo yeah, the Thresh couldn't do much but die. Yasuo thought he was Mugen from Samurai Champloo and Nasus was stuck in "But I need to farm" mode. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x9cKLI3.jpg[/IMG] I would go into an explanation of this match, but this video does a better job. (think 5v1) [youtube]MXcLybhbChQ[/youtube][/quote]

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[quote=Toshabi][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BU4calN.png[/IMG] I'm still painting my nails.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD]What colour?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QDK7bty.jpg[/IMG] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][b]WE BEAT A DIAMOND 1 SMURF[/b][/u][/h1] [h1][u][/u][/h1][/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Who was teh smurf?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Oh, I see that MOBAfail still sucks at resizing screen shots. Their Elise was a "Lol dis is just my smurf account dats why im gold" diamond 1 smurf.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Woulda figured it was the [[varus]] considering.. he actually did very well.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jMOUFPc.jpg[/IMG] I drew a ton of penises on this screen cap at first and wrote "Cock solid" all over the place, but Mowen barked at me. ARF ARF BARK! That's against MOBAFail terms of service. Cocks. I can still say cock though. Use your imagination. Just envision the massive amount of rock cocks that malphite rubbed all over that team. Look at that assist count. Look at that kill count. Now look at that death count. You can DIE will masturbating as a rock. That's how cock solid Malphite is. Sheesh. I'm going to take a shower. Also, Leona players talking shit about their team. It's a thing now.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]The 2014 Gold V Budget Plan It was another day at the office today, except that it wasn't now that I look back at it all. I had gotten prepared for another engagement as I, the boss, prepared to step into the clockwork of my company to make the necessary changes that are required by the boss to manage and control. I sat down at the desk when I noticed something. Something odd that could only be described as awkward sexual tension. Yes, the lustful fox, [[ahri]] stuck her foul tails into my office. I reached for my phone within a split second after I had slammed my door in her face. I believe she was trying to hand me some sort of form for a free "blow job" (gardener equipment??). It was some promotional item that honestly would've ended up where all the other's usually end up; as valentine day coupons to my beloved wife. I reached for the phone and quickly dialed [[Master Yi]]'s extension. Of course, he had just finished watching the Matrix movie marathon this weekend and was convinced that he was the operator for some sort of alternate cyber dimension. I was told that I was being controlled by someone from another world or something like that. I threatened him with my severance package and quickly got him back on topic in regards to that slut fox walking my halls. What on earth could his sister be doing roaming around my office rather than to give my workers a lap pinkie? He sent me a e-mail that I had passed to all of our workers some time ago. To my dismay, today was "bring your sibling to work" day. Tristana is going to be bringing her sister in today. I hate poppy. Poppy is the kind of whiny office bitch that seems to be a necessity to have around the office, even if you know that removing them would increase office productivity by 5000%. But that's not how I run my corporation. She was axed the instant she tried doing other people's jobs. She thinks she's a support. She thinks she's a jungler. She thinks she's an AP mid. She thinks she's at the Top. Things got uncomfortable when she tried to do my job. A Worker's Comp claim was made when that happened some time ago, but I'm assuming that was all water under the bridge. Though, the horrible scar left on the back of her neck was always a constant reminder to me to make certain that I have my tools sharpened before the start of a work day. Let's get back on topic. It was mandatory for her to be here. Tristana is a good worker. She always does her job well. Sometimes, she can do middle job well too. She was very excited to bring her sister poppy in today. I was not. But perhaps over the years of painful surgery and operations, she learned lesson. So being a new age boss, I decided to let her join the crew for just the day. Not 5 minutes go by when I get a phone call from Master Yi down in jungle. Poppy wanted to take over his responsibilities for the day. Seeing how [[Thresh]] retired, I was stuck up shit creek without a paddle. I haven't gotten around to hiring more assistants for Tristana. I would always put it off day after day after day. I would have temps fill the position, but when the subject of benefits would come up as well as long term employment, I'd always find it more reasonable to severe ties and save some money. I mean that quite literally too. The temp agency was closed today. I couldn't hire anyone else. Poppy was dead set on doing Master Yi's job and Master yi threatened to quit if I had him be an assistant for the day. There was no harm in having poppy help jungle staff, right? I was wrong. The phones were ringing all day from bottom. I was constantly answering calls for Tristana when paperwork would not hit her desk. Demands rose non-stop and I was constantly breaking my back to go down to her cubical all day long. Ahri was too busy trying to take up a role as a stripper and typical office whore to be much help to handle the mess in our middle department and well.... Master Yi and Poppy had meetings. Several meetings. I think there was a loss of blood between the two. All I know is that I already had my insurance agent on the phone to file another worker's comp claim by the time lunch time hit. But god bless Tristana, she's a hard worker. She knew she had to pick up the slack today and she counted on me, her boss, to see to it that our demands were met today. She stayed in during her break to help me sort out some off scene projects such as dragon funding and Baron Buff Management. She even helped me place an order on jungle buffs, which, to my amazement, were constantly being lost to competing companies despite us having doubled our jungle work force for the day. But by the time high noon had come, me and Tristana set a record time for acquiring new prospects in the field of enemy turrets and inhibitors. By the end of the day, we had destroyed yet another competitor by the sheer force of our combined team work. Our stocks rose by 25 points by the end of the day, and we're going into inspections and company appraisals by Riot Inc. themselves. I cut off Poppy's head. I told Tristana that it was a fishing accident. It was a very good day for my business. - Mundo [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/51m3npL.jpg[/IMG][/quote]