Joxuu's Smurfing Shenanigans

[quote=Hogopogo]Posting in the middle of games? o_o[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]I knew it was over after [[twisted fate]] + [[leona]] went afk. Then when I died I updated that they came back. Started updating once they went back afk tho.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Friend streaming in ~10 minutes http://www.twitch.tv/zamuli96 for some [[teemo]] + [[poppy]] smurf games. It's in Finnish tho. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/8c951686b8cab614d1b51e64e8e88915.png][/quote]

[quote=Joxuu][img=http://i.gyazo.com/010e1ff0af601b24b1cf19f615c04381.png] Support, ADC, Top in that order. The support game, we had to deal with ~10-1 [[mordekaiser]] mid lane against [[ziggs]] and I think he did 1v4 in the end and survived. That pretty much sums up the game. Gold III promotions.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Gold 3 + LP gains [img=http://i.gyazo.com/feaba85586a8e487ef05a7ce498a816f.png][/quote]

[quote=RottedApples]if you're a decent teemo. you will be renekton wooo[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]^ Was against [[akali]] doe.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Yeaaa. [img=http://i.gyazo.com/0a00a74e9cf514257cd91227c76d35a8.png] [img=http://i.gyazo.com/2f986fdcde01f54f301173e22bdf7fb7.png] That [[wukong]] + [[katarina]] game exploded at lvl 6 team fights and I was like PEW PEW in top lane and won the game.[/quote]

[quote=RottedApples][quote=Joxuu] ^ Was against [[akali]] doe. [/quote] That is pretty impressive. Was a hard matchup i assume? I hate champions that just jump on teemo because teemo has no hard cc so he has to either fight or try to run. neither of which seem like a good option. Or did you get a lead early and keep her down most of the game?[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu][[Akali]] is a hard matchup, yeah. You don't even need items to kill [[teemo]]. You can farm with shroud and Q until 6. Some cs gap is expected. I killed the [[akali]] once and after 6 I tried to see how the fight would go on. I ended up trading 1-1 and decided not to fight anymore. Then [[akali]] randomly started to roam everywhere being +100 cs and 2 levels behind in mid game. Then I continued to split pushing forcing [[akali]] top lane who couldn't win me anymore. Basically after botrk [[teemo]] should win pretty much any lane but [[akali]] would have won top lane without bad roams. Against [[akali]], it's very important to choose the moments when you go poke and you need shrooms to cover your exit and deal damage the very moment [[akali]] jumps in. Tried to get promotions with this match but my team went full retard. (Enemy was full platinum, [[shyvana]] as high as platinum 3) [img=http://i.gyazo.com/4c9486a06fcc9beb5b864afe1c41d370.png] I got early ganked three times by xin and I died once to [[shyvana]]. I however did comeback due he left the lane in very bad position so I had almost 1 level advantage and +50 cs ahead really early. I got botrk fast and dominated the lane ever since. Everything was looking good until my team made 3 fatal mistakes: 1. I said I was going to split push inhibitor tower but my team INITIATES a fight after our bot lane got caught mid lane. They end up going 0-4 and enemy goes for mid lane inhibitor. 2. I remain top lane and I ask my team to stop recalls as my team was full hp and spawned against really low hp enemies. My team pings me to get tower but however: a single [[thresh]] somehow managed to stop my whole team from stopping recalls and I die to homeguard [[shyvana]], [[xin zhao]] and [[jinx]]. 3. Enemy gets baron but they tower dive really horribly top lane and we go 5-0. I continue splitting top and my team gets mid before going to base. After base, my team randomly decides to go dragon. I tried to ping my team to fall back as we had open nexus and I couldn't defend it alone. Well we get the dragon but the mysterious [[thresh]] once again stops all recalls and enemy finishes the nexus as I could do nothing against 4. Every single time I was blamed like: "GG teemo 0 shrooms in map, teemo sucks as split pusher come team fights, gg easy report teemo for unskilled" What the fuhk platinums ?[/quote]