My Diana KSer from Hell!

So I jumped into a solo-q game today for some stress relief and I got more than I bargained for, but in a good way.
We all know them, we've all seen them, we might have even been an offender once or twice. The cry of "OMG KS!".
Today I decided to bot lane Diana since no one wanted to support or jungle (one of those games I guess) and I really didn't care if I won or lost this game. I was laning with a Xin and all was well and good in the first two minutes, that is until we started fighting MF and Taric. We're doing the dance, having some fun and he scores first blood. "GJ" I say, was a team effort and we managed to pull it off. Then Taric made the mistake of chasing after a low health Xin so I unload on him too, Xin coming back in (for whatever reason) and I manage to pick him off before Xin and he curses at me.
At this point I have a sneaking suspicion of this dudes point of view but I keep my tongue and continue. Next thing we know we got the enemy jungler (Malfph) and MF bearing …
We all know them, we've all seen them, we might have even been an offender once or twice. The cry of "OMG KS!".
Today I decided to bot lane Diana since no one wanted to support or jungle (one of those games I guess) and I really didn't care if I won or lost this game. I was laning with a Xin and all was well and good in the first two minutes, that is until we started fighting MF and Taric. We're doing the dance, having some fun and he scores first blood. "GJ" I say, was a team effort and we managed to pull it off. Then Taric made the mistake of chasing after a low health Xin so I unload on him too, Xin coming back in (for whatever reason) and I manage to pick him off before Xin and he curses at me.
At this point I have a sneaking suspicion of this dudes point of view but I keep my tongue and continue. Next thing we know we got the enemy jungler (Malfph) and MF bearing …