Are you George Patton or a LoL player?

Are you George S. Patton or a LoL Player?*
A Personality Quiz
December 7th, 1941, a day that will live in infamy. Japan has bombed Pearl Harbor. America has entered the war. As you listen to the news on the radio, you pour yourself a glass of bourbon and sit at your desk. You look up at the American flag and then begin to pen a letter to General Eisenhower. It reads…
(a) “Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.”
(b) “glhf”
Before leading your boys to war, you inspire them by offering these words of wisdom…
(a) “An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****.”
(b) “I call solo mid”
May 10th, 1940. France is invaded by Germany and suffers casualties around 360,000. You say …
(a) “I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.”
(b) “OMFG noobs stop feedi…
A Personality Quiz
December 7th, 1941, a day that will live in infamy. Japan has bombed Pearl Harbor. America has entered the war. As you listen to the news on the radio, you pour yourself a glass of bourbon and sit at your desk. You look up at the American flag and then begin to pen a letter to General Eisenhower. It reads…
(a) “Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.”
(b) “glhf”
Before leading your boys to war, you inspire them by offering these words of wisdom…
(a) “An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse ****.”
(b) “I call solo mid”
May 10th, 1940. France is invaded by Germany and suffers casualties around 360,000. You say …
(a) “I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.”
(b) “OMFG noobs stop feedi…