Teemo is a small scout boy that wants to rape. He's a Captain so... Captain wants rape, and he rapes

Crazy Abilities: 1. Blinding Dart: Make you like Lee Sin for a while mate: D
2.Move Quick: I am Usain Bolt!
3. Toxic Shot: Extra damage to go with my normal hit :D
4.Noxious Trap: I’m a terrorist.

Its op and is yet to be nerfed by riot

First of all this particular Teemo build rapes all other Teemos, Tanks, Dps.

Pros and Cons
Pros: You deal constant damage
You slow them forever
Did I mention no one can kill you?

Cons: Sorry couldn't think of any because it was too op

Items:
Blood Razor: Rape the certain tanks that get annoying when your team can’t kill them
Wits end: "Hahaha Teemo gonna get raped by my spells" sais Mage, 5 seconds later "I'm OOM guys" sais mage...
Frozen Mallet: Rape rape rape, Where you going?
Wriggles Lantern: Mmmm I like blood and map awareness: D
Warmog: Uh I have extra muscles.....
Berserker Greaves: mmm Attack speed +25% hurray!

Summoner Spells

Ghost: For running away early game and chasing the enemy end game because teemo is a rapist end game. Its to let them push you around and then you push them around teemo is scary when he has power.

Ignite: Having trouble killing that lifesteal and regen ********? well say no more because this is the right skill for you! it also increased the amount of constant damages you do to 7.

Start the game with the build given harass the other enemy champion little to none and focus only on farming. Once you get a madred razor, you should farm a bit easier than before.
At this point in the game don't think about raping anyone just keep farming till you have a blood razor, Wriggles and berserker greaves because then you can do damage and chase them down. You should be at least level 9 and take down nearly anyone on the other team with 1 ignite, 1 blind, 3 constant damages and maybe a bomb if you’re lucky that would just rape their boogers out.

Now At this point in time into the game, if you are losing FARM HARDER!! your not doing your job unless you farm like crazy and become the carry of your team but if you are winning you should have Blood Razor, Greaves, Wriggles, and wits end so far you are nearly there, good job. The enemy team will forget your existence and think you’re just a newb because you didn't do anything crazy yet, they'll find out soon enough :). Once you have the four items you can rape the tank on their team and their carry. Make sure your not tanking them just yet in team fights.

Constantly farm when you are not fighting the enemy team
constantly push your lane, when the enemy team is trying to push their lanes somewhere else this is the best chance to get their towers while they are busy.

Alright Captain Teemo is on duty mates! Now that you should have 200 minions farmed at least and you should have a frozen mallet and Warmog, it’s time to show them your superior-ness. Find a lizard rape that lizard, now go to right into the fight be the crazy scout your scout trainer taught you to be and rape dem holes with 5 stacks of damage consisting of 200 + (madred) +42+poison+Lizard maybe a sixth one (bomb) which will 100% kill anyone


end stats= 4k hp and 5 stacks of damage consisting of 200 + (madred) +42+poison+Lizard = rape?
Btw they can’t run away and they can’t hit you because you blind them....