WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO BUY ZAC. BUT WHY? EVERYONE SAYS HE SUCKS. WELL THEY'RE WRONG BECAUSE THIS *********ING ********ER OF A CHAMPION DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE OUT THE BALLS THAT HE'LL **** YOU HARDER THAN YOUR DAD WHEN MOM ISN'T PLEASING HIM. THIS CHAMPION HAS GAP CLOSERS OUT THE BALLS, AS IN JUMPS THAT **** *****ES, EVERYTHING, YES I SAID EVERY ****ING THING ABOUT THIS CHAMPION SCALES ON AP, AND EVERY ONE OF HIS MOVES IS AOE. EVERY. ****ING. ONE OF THEM. SO THAT MEANS THAT THIS *********ER OF A CHAMPION CAN USE HIS ENTIRE ****ING COMBO ON AN ENTIRE ****ING TEAM TO RAPE THEM AND HAVE THE ENEMY TEAM FOLLOW UP. AND THE BEST PART? HIS PASSIVE IS A FREE ****ING REVIVE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY *** WHEN YOU **** UP. GETTING ZHONYAS (WHICH IS THE DOPEST THING EVER ON ZAC) LET'S YOU NEVER DIE WHEN YOUR TEAM BAILS YOUR *** OUT. HE CAN MID LANE (OP), TOP LANE (KINDA OP), JUNGLE (READY FOR THE DANK GANKS TO **** BOT LANE), SUPPORT (YEAH HE ****ING DOES THAT IT'S BROKEN AF.) AND EVEN APC (BYE BYE GRAVES). THIS CHAMPION IS THE ULTIMATE ********ERY OF CHAMPIONS, AND RAPES KATARINA IN LANE. AND DID I MENTION THE ZAC RIVEN RULE 34 ;^). AP ZAC OP ZAC. HAVE FUN ****ERS.

MASTERIES ARE PRETTY SIMPLE FOR THE FULL AP ZAC. ESSENTIALLY WHAT YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IS SPAM THE LIVING **** OUT OF OFFENSE AND GET THAT 22/8 GOING. THEN YOU CAN COMPLETELY **** *****HES. BROKEN AF, AND YOUR AA'S DO A ******** OF EXTRA DAMAGE WITH THAT ONE MASTERY WHEN U GOT 20K AP.

ALL AP. PRETTY DAMN SIMPLE. JUST GO ALL AP RUNES AND YOU'RE READY TO **** UP SOME BRONZE *** NOOBS. AP QUINTS, GLYPHS, MARKS, AND SEALS. AP ZAC OP ZAC. AP ZAC IS THE ***********ING OP ZAC.

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA MAX THE LIVING **** OUT OF E. I TEND TO GO E THEN Q THEN W FOR MAXIMUM ****AGE. E IS WHERE THE BULK OF YOUR DAMAGE COMES FROM, ESPECIALLY CUZ ITS AOE AND ITS PERFECT FOR SHOVING YOUR BIG BLOBBY *** HANDS UP THE ADC'S BUTTS, OR EVEN THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAMS BUTTS. WHEN YOU DO THIS AND TOTALLY **** THE ENEMY TEAM, GETTING YOUR INSTANT PENTA****INGKILL IT'S CALLED "GETTING ZAC'D BIATCH."
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YOU SEE, THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF "GETTING ZAC'D BIATCH."
CREDZ TO LEAGUE OF GOSU FOR DAT EPIC ****ING VID.

HIS BUILD IS PRETTY ON FLEEK TOO, EXCEPT THAT HE'S JUNGLE NOT MID.

**** YEAH. SO ONCE AGAIN, MAX E, THEN Q, THEN W, OH AND OF COURSE GET YOUR ****ING ULTIMATE.

SO PRETTY MUCH AP ZAC ****S RANKED GAMES WITH HIS MEGA OP ****ING FREELO AND HAS LITTERALLY HELPED ME SOLO CARRY OUT OF BRONZE. HIS MASS AOE DAMAGE IS BROKEN AF AND IT'S GREATE BECAUSE **** YEAH. IF YOU'RE FIRST PICK BAN FIZZ AND MORDEKAISER BECAUSE THEY BOTH **** ZAC IN LANE. GOOD LUCK IF YOU'RE SECOND PICK BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERES NO WAY IN HELL THAT THE FIRST PICK IS GONNA BAN WHAT YOU WANT. **** YEAH WOOD 10.

CORE: LUDENS, ZHONYAS, RABS, RYLAIS.
PARTIAL CORE (CHOOSE ONE): ABYSSAL, VOID STAFF. (VOID IF THEY HAVE MR, ABYSSAL IF THEY DONT)
BOOTS: SOURCERERS WITH ALACRITY FOR DAMAGE AND SPEED, OR LUCIDITY WITH ALACRITY FOR THE INFINITE WOMBO COMBOS.

IF YOU DO ALL THIS **** RIGHT: MEJAIS

PROS:

JUMPS AND ****
AOE DAMAGE
EVERYTHING AP
HOLY MOTHER OF ********ING DAMAGE
WILL **** YOUR MOTHER
WILL IMPREGNATE YOUR SISTER
WILL MAKE THE ENEMY TEAM SURRENDER AT 20
MAKE YOUR TEAM **** THEIR PANTS WHEN THEY THINK YOUR A TROLL BUT YOU ACTUALLY CARRY THEIR BRONZE *** ***'S
FREELO

CONS:

AFTER YOU DO YOUR COMBO YOU ARE ****ED
MORDEKAISER AND FIZZ **** YOU
THERE ARE NO CONS BBY

FLASH AND IGNITE OR DIE IN A FIRE. EVEN IF YOU ARE SUPPORT FLASH IGNITE. EVEN JUNGLE FLASH IGNITE. DONT JUNGLE ZAC ANYMORE PLS NOT RUNEGLAIVE.

**** FARMING JUST SPAM SPELLS U GOT HEALTH BOIIII. YOU AINT NO DIRTY *** MEXICAN FARMER, **** THAT JUST KILL ****.

**** THE TEAM JUST RAPE THEIRS WHEN THEY'RE GROUPED.

EVERY ****ING THING ABOUT HIM IS UNIQUE. IT'S ****ING ZAC FOR GOD SAKES.

ZAC IS ONE BROKEN *** *********ER, SO **** *****ES. REMEMBER, GO MID, DONT TAKE DORANS RING FIRST, R-E-Q-W MAX ORDER. GO FULL AP. **** *****ES. GET MONEY. FULL AP ZAC BBY.


ALSO PICK UP YOUR ****ING BLOBS.