Hey boys I'm an unranked Garen one trick whos level 60 and mainly plays TFT. Garen is my boy and I have God King Garen like an epic gamer. I played one ranked game where I was autofilled Janna and died but I'm literally the lovechild of Riste and Faker. Glacierr is my stepdad. I have 150k points on Garen and Blitz Beta says I'm "hard to gank" and a "Garen Lover".
Add me on myspace: @GarenGodDaddy69

Ok fellas so playing Garen takes years of practice, dedication and running it down. Heres a quick run down of how to Gren.
So you start with your q and you wanna use it to smack any boys who come close to you. If they stay smack em again with an auto. Focus on getting the CS so you can be epic.
HOW TO BULLY:
Run up to the boys, auto them and run off. OR
Run up to the boys, auto them and q them and run off. OR
Run up to the boys, auto them and q them and press E and chase them down the lane. Maybe press W so you don't get ****ed while you do it. If they are low on health after bullying them ****ing slam down on R and they die.
Now fellas that took me years to perfect so I understand if you don't understand but it will come to you.

HOW TO GET VIC ROYALE: Bully the laner until they die. Steal their pocket money and buy some items to bully them harder with. If they don't tell their Mum to come out of Jungle and eat you you will clap them. You can split push like a ***** or be alpha and run it down mid and kill their boys. Rinse and repeat all of this and you'll be Iron5 in no time.

If you choose to max W, make sure when they are about to smack you press W so you don't die of HIV. Simple.

Bming as Garen is very important. It shows your dominance and alpha nature. If you own God King Garen (you ****ing better cos its the only good skin) press CTRL 4 + 2 in succession to dab. Dab on everyone. Dab on their grandmas. Just ****ing dab after you bully some kid to death.