idk if u want to play this mid just change to ignite instead of teleport. but also teleport is fun cuz u can tp into a team fight so... do ur thang?

hey im #unranked so dont take this too seriously i just have bad internet so my LoL update didnt load. wanted to change my build so i was like why not make a moba and start bob the building my flexingly flexible

uhh ppl tell me that mages are weak at low levels so like. b careful. but also if u know how to play his kit u can punish ppl to death. esp undertower cuz he got that grabby grab E tht pulls people towards u. its nice for early kills but also im #unranked so really i just play against ppl who arent cautious enough.

if u want to play support than may god help u and take on that bleu frend tht is gold income and warding buddy. if u want to go jungle then lmfao damn where do u get ur confidence from and can u teach me ur ways. but like also i can see why. swain is just so fun. and he got that range. wheres the enemy jungler? is the red camp safe to take? lmfao why dont i just vision my way in there. oh u wanted barron? let me just E u out of there and take what left of barron with me W and F(smite). but lmfao this is just theory i have never swained. pretty sure. i think i saw someone on utube once do it.

Listen. thats a lot of money.

kleptomaniac: plus ur trying to get the 5 reds anyway. might as well get tht money too.

stopwatch helps buy my fav item aka ZHONYA'S HOURGLASS and if i dont buy it then i get +60 for free.

Early game Swain for me is easy to fall behind (read:i am bad at farming) so i get minion dematerializer to get rid of the cannon minions.

Approach velocity because DONT OUTRUN MY ULT

demat is fun but also with kleptomancy u might end up losing a valuable slot so u just keep track of ur gold and try to predict the flow of the game to figure out how long you'll need it for. sometimes it helps take down those big minions that like are super tanky and whose names i dont think i actually ever learned and sometimes its only good for early game (like if ur snowballing). its usually only ever a problem if i forget to switch my runes when playing ARAM.





for dominatrix i would go

zombie ward cuz i love to ward. vision is my frend.

cheap shot or taste of blood idk mang do ur thang. cheap shot because u got 2cc frends in ur kit. taste of blood cuz i dont like to die and im usually pretty bad at not dying.

#unranked4life

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