But don't worry this post won't give you cancer, it'll just disrupt your nervous system so that you slowly die.

Not really that was a joke.

This build shouldn't work. This build really shouldn't work. Pretty much every game I play with this build people get extremely angry. Until champions start getting killed. You see this build may not look good on paper, but if you don't feed too much and you get a few kills this build is unstoppable. Before you down-vote this guide or rage at me play with this build, I'm telling you it's the best ****ing thing you will ever see. I've got platinum, gold and silver elo players (Abity Wibity, Omi212121, Xalun, Runeack, Zeeyk, Grimbobman, Nviron)to agree with me that although it looks stupid this build will be the new standard if it gets popular. So I'm sharing this secret with you.

You're welcome.

It's not inexplicable. In fact it's very ****ing explicable.

1. You're silly fast.
Hit stuff. Q and Ghost to run away. Repeat. YOu're so fast you can run in get kills amd get out before they know what happened. You're so fast you can use your E as a poke. You can backdoor turrets, run away and just generally own **** at stupidly fast speeds.

2. Your attack speed is silly fast
Your AD may not be very high but here's some maths for you. Doing twice as much damage is the same as doing the original amount of damage twice as fast. That didn't really make sense. Imagine this: what would win, a crocodile or a hundred piranhas. The ****ing piranhas of course.

3. You're still pretty tanky
Garen's naturally tanky. Which is Riot shouting at you "BUILD THIS GUY AS A TANK". Ignore them, they objectify women and overcharge their customers. Build movement speed Garen instead and use his natural tankiness as a bonus. I threw that cheeky Warmogs in as a 5th item because by that point people are shouting at you. "You're doing so well, but you're doing my heart in, Please ****ing buy a Warmog's or I will die from stress." Direct quote.

4. People underestimate you
They'll think you have no idea what you're doing and are incredibly lucky. Destroy them.

They'll not realise how fast you are and try and chase you. Outrun them.

They'll think there's no way you can catch them. Catch them.

And by try I mean actually give it a proper go. Be reckless but not too reckless, don't feed and you have an instant win, or an instant ****-load of kills.

I'll add to this as I play:

http://gyazo.com/320d405097194f7fb47bbcf754e730d2
http://gyazo.com/2b36daa63f44294216bf2c429e3f52cd
Screenshots from silver ranked games