INTRODUCTION


One day in a boring physics lesson at university.
My head was on the desk, my mouth open and i was looking outside the window into a grey, rainy sky, trying to do somesthing useful, like counting the raindrops running down the window, to keep my mind in my head.
Then i began thinking about LoL, and after a while it appeared, yes, it really hit me, like a bullet running straight into my brain! I didn`t know where it came from, it was just suddenly there and i knew, that it was entire, really perfect and complete- THIS GUIDE.
In that moment, i was awaken, like i was probably never awaken before! I did a fast grasp after my ball-pen, ripped out a piece of paper of my notepad, started to choke my friend sleeping beside me, telling him in a very friendly way, that he should instantly give me his calculator, and started calculating and writing THIS GUIDE!

In the end i can proudly present you a way playing Teemo in this guide,

- which can be played by really EVERYONE of you, whether you are a professional Teemo player, a/an ugly/pretty guy/girl who is playing Teemo quite often/only sometimes, a person who has never played Teemo before, or even if you are a totally dumbass! ( In last case you can be proud of yourself, that you have been able to read `till this point-congratulation...)

- which is very very effective in early- AND middle- AND lategame!!!

- which makes you effective beating really EVERY KIND of enemy champion and don`t have to be afraid of anyone of them, fromto.

- which is very very effective on Summoner`s Rift AND Twisted Treeline!

- which can be played in games with/against BOTs, normal games and EVEN RANKED games!

- which you can use in games with friends to show them how big your ba**s are when they see your (probably) amazing stats, or with normal randoms and/or even with feeding randoms being totally brain-afk and NunuBOT like!
(Notice If you are forced to play with randoms: This case maybe happens, if you don`t have any friends, because nobody likes you / if no premate is online, then they are very busy atm, maybe with viewing po***s, so don`t disturb then/ if your friends are online but don`t wanna play with you, then you have great friends/ if.....and so on.)

IMPORTANT
THIS GUIDE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! THAT MEANS, THAT IT IS NOT READY JET!! THAT MEANS THAT MOST CHAPTERS ARE STILL MISSING
BUT
WITH THESE SUMMONER SPELLS, THE MASTERIES, THE RUNEPAGES AND THE ITEMORDER YOU ARE STILL ABLE TO ROCK THE GAME LIKE WRITTEN IN THE INTRODUCTION ABOVE!!
THIS GUIDE IS AT THE MOMENT NOT GOOD FOR BEGINNERS!!