ya hi i am a league PRO!!!!!!I am challanger and i play with wildtortle and dirus all the time. i spank dirs top on my heimerdinger!!!! they always ban bcuz of me but its ok i pick him anyways!!! hahahahaha
follwo this guide, and maybe u can be as good as me.... probably not tho!!!! xDDDDDD

he is the best top lane in the WORLD! u r going to see asians pick up this strat, so why not do it first? free elo!!!!!


Pros-
Best champion in the game
OP rockets! xDDDDDDD
sexy stache

Cons-
none
ppl will be picking him a lot bcuz of this guide :\\\\
none
hi

u dont need any other spell than ur rockets!!!!!!!!!! OP!!!!

is good for starting out. wrenches hurt!!!!!!
is good for your first back. the lifesteal helps!
for mid game goals, u might want to get a . It can help u against tough lanes!

a late game heimer build would be something like this:

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u may want to go if u feel u need it :\\\

Only cowards use runes.... r u a coward punk?????? if so go play some1 else. u r not fit for the heimer! xDDDDD

uhh what are masteries?????wat ever.... they r stupid and hard to learn!!!!!!

"but xxxWEEDWIZARDxxx, how do i kno ur guid works?????" well luky for u punk, i have proof!!!!!!!!ya i kno.... this guide is OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!