"Hey you mighty heroes im Zeus,the king of the Olympian Champions"
Welcome,To one,OF THE BADASS BUILD
Season 1:Charge
Episode 3:Teemo on his period
HI GUYZ!IM FRED!lol wut?Today im gonna show u how to use teemo ;).The strange thing is that i dont have teemo but i still like it lul...

Well i will not use colors cuz im lazy....OK I WILL USE
Items
Runes
Masteries
Spells
Others
IMPORTANT
The stats are those
1st Teemo
DEFENSE
HP:2400
Dodge:0%
Magic Resist:70
Regen:64 per 5 sec
Spell Vamp:0%
Life Steal:20%
Armor:129
OFFENSE
Damage:Here we have 5 types of dmg...lol wut?342 per hit+15 every sec for 4 sec.(150 normal dmg,20 malady,42 wits end,Minimum 80 Max 600, 4% of enemy hp,toxic 50+15 every sec)
Attack Speed:2.500
Ability Power:150
Magic Penetration:45
CD RED:0%
2nd Teemo
DEFENSE
HP:3000
Dodge:0%
Magic Resist:62
Spell Vamp:25%
Life Steal:0%
Hp per 1 sec:12,4
Armor:80
OFFENSE
Damage:100(+Lich Bane 700)+Tox Shot 130.25 and 115.25 every sec,lol wut?
Attack Speed:1.000
Ability Power:600
Magic Penetration:15
CD RED:40%
3rd Teemo
DEFENSE
HP:2250
Dodge:0%
Magic Resist:30
Spell Vamp:50%
Life Steal:40%
OFFENSE
Damage:230+TOX(122)=352 per hit AND 104 per sec
Attack Speed:1.500
Ability Power:550
Magic Penetration:0
CD RED:10%

1st Teemo.
1.This is the most simple,Hide,Q to blind and right click...u will kill them instantly o.O O.o
Not so much rules at 1st teemo...
2.Just put ur shrooms on ur way before chasing an enemy,if u fail...the shrooms will save you...
2nd Teemo.
1.This teemo is the most hardest...,U have always to put Shrooms at every 2-3 meters and use your Q always.
2.When u attack w8 4 seconds,then attack again and so on...
3.If a horde of enemies will come try to plant shrooms as the rule 1 but in the face of turret
3rd Teemo.
1.This teemo is the combination beetwin 1st and 2nd,but its very useful,Do the same thing as the 1st rule of 2nd teemo
2.If u are running out of hp,go to the buff creeps and plant 3 shrooms at the same time,then auto attack a little,and u will get all ur life back
3.Do the same as rule 3 at 2nd teemo
4.Try harrasing your enemies as hard as possible

The starting is the same all of the 3 teemos,buy boots and potions,go mid,hide on the middle,play safety,protect turret,deal fb...
Take the boots for the right teemo,go back middle,level,level,level,UNTIL LVL 6!Now u will have to gank a little :D

Now u must gank ofc,Try often to kill steal,kill the dumbs,take buffs,and DOT.
Push,kill,farm use shrooms,kill....
Not much to say,it depends on you about how to play,it is in the nature of everyone,i can't tell you how to play.Well i already did...

The game is over isn't it?I HOPE SO
As i said it ain't much to say about this build...but i lov to press buttons :D.

Top Choises
Heal is a good spell for fighters,you can always trick the enemies with it..so you can kill them,it includes the element of surprise..that teemo already has lol!xD
Ghost this is a good spell too!Use it always if u are too slow,this is excelent with W and exhaust!
Exhaust is the principal summoner spell here,it slows a lot,make's your target do deal less damage...its perfect for teemo...with his Q and exhaust after Q...X_X
Other Options
Flash is like ghost,but u can teleport through walls...its a great choise becouse wallhax,but this build doesn't realy use wallhax...
Teleport in change of ghost,it can be VERY GOOD if a horde of enemies will catch u in 3+ seconds,but u can also stay 2 seconds without moving...but u can use this in case of somebody with oracle!
Revive is the anti luck system...if the enemy killed you with luck,use revive and kill him baby...and u will destroy turret too XD
NEVER LOOK AT THOSE SPELLS
Smite Smite?!?!!U can take revive in change or others!!!Smite doesn't help you!!!
Clarity FOR NO USE for 1st teemo and Horrible for 3rd,for the 2nd is like the other spells...(Rally,Fortify,Ignite)

Teemo is a legend among his yordle brothers and sisters in Bandle City. As far as yordles are concerned, there is something just slightly off about him. While Teemo enjoys the companionship of other yordles, he also insists on frequent solo missions in the ongoing defense of Bandle City. Despite his genuinely warm personality, something switches off inside Teemo's mind during combat so that the lives he must end while on patrol do not burden him. Even as a young recruit, the drill instructors and other trainees found it a little disconcerting that, while Teemo was normally charming and kind, he turned deadly serious and highly efficient the minute combat exercises began. Teemo's superiors quickly steered him toward the Scouts of the Mothership, which is one of Bandle City's most distinguished Special Forces unit alongside the Megling Commandos.
While most yordles do not handle solo scouting missions with a great deal of finesse, Teemo is remarkably efficient at them. His record of success in defending Bandle City from infiltrators easily makes him one of the most dangerous yordles alive, though you'd never know it by having a cup of honey mead with him at his favorite inn. Bandle City chose Teemo as their first champion for the League, and he has taken to it like a duck to water. His signature weapon - a blowgun - uses a rare ajunta poison he personally gathers from the jungles of ***ungu. To help cope with his lengthy periods of isolation, Teemo recently struck up a friendship with Tristana, a fellow League champion and fellow member of Bandle City's Special Forces. This connection is healthy for both yordles, though now Valoran's voracious media outlets circulate rumors that the friendship is turning into a romantic relationship. Regardless, Teemo is a crowd favorite in the League of Legends, and a pint-sized foe that many have come to fear.

If you don't like the build,tell me what you don't like and the rest tell me your opinion