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Recommended Items
Spells:
Clairvoyance
Flash
Items
Ability Order
Time in a Bottle (PASSIVE)
Zilean Passive Ability
Introduction
As per usuall, the standard runes for any Alzheimers patient are the patented "CHINESE FARMING SIMULATOR" runes. They were right. The money you will get from farming rice in the fields all day will fuel the cabalist terrorist scheme that Zillean is part of. The experience from farming should assist you in CS-ing in lane. Your AD Carry is actually just arm candy, because riot cannot make a female champion that is flat (Jinx doesnt count, shes doesnt need boobs to be hot) and if you do end up with a male champion, flash into lane to establish dominance.
Dont forget to spec into your grandads cookies mastery, as well as the Witch Hunt offensive mastery. The added damage will show your enemies that the only acceptable god is yours. Dangerous Game should allow you to sustain yourself as any old person does, anger and death of those close to you.
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