B is probably the classiest, but C made me laugh. If some one thinks up something more clever that's fine, but I'd go with C.

Thanks to The_Nameless_Bard for the sig!
I got one, but it's too awesome for ya.
I constantly tell my enemies "that" when I kill them >:3
I constantly tell my enemies "that" when I kill them >:3
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
You get kills with Taric?? Tell us your secret, oh great one!

Thanks to Fatelblade for the sig!
I want to make an all AD team with all Armor reducers.... Nasus. Taric, Urgot, umm...
EDIT: WUKONG, JARVAN! Hell yea armor reduction!
EDIT2: Maybe throw Kayle in there somewhere too.
EDIT: WUKONG, JARVAN! Hell yea armor reduction!
EDIT2: Maybe throw Kayle in there somewhere too.
PsiGuard wrote:
You get kills with Taric?? Tell us your secret, oh great one!
I got like 8/4/14 in a ranked game (maybe it was normal, but I hardly notice the difference in EU NE).
I build FULL support, without a single thing that increases my damage (not runes, masteries nor items).
First kill was in our lane when my carry decided to suicide to the enemy carry. I then managed to down the enemy carry by flashing and wacking her in the face, then I died, lawl.
When you got allies who can't deal **** for damage you'll get kills without actually dealing any damage --.--
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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A. Taric - I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay
B. Taric - Flamboyantly Outrageous
C. Taric and His Pink Fuzzy Leg Warmers
D. None of the Above (come up with your own)