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Jet wrote:
Well, I have a little story for you:
What do ignominious sluggards, the worst sorts of stentorian quacks there are, and Mobafire have in common? If you answered, "They all throw us into a 'heads I win, tails you lose' situation," then pat yourself on the back. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Mobafire. No matter how close it's come to making me throw in the towel, it won't be satisfied until it finds a way to blitz media outlets with faxes and newsletters that highlight the good points of its truculent, impulsive principles.
Mobafire claims that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another filthy attempt to turn public education into a warm, fuzzy, soft, touchy-feely experience whose purpose is socialization, not learning. In contrast, Mobafire cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue making our lives miserable. Mobafire says it's not twisted, but it's unquestionably uncompanionable and that's essentially the same thing. According to the laws of probability, the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Mobafire has tried to threaten our core values, allegiances, and beliefs.
If you want a better opportunity to get a job, raise a family in a safe neighborhood, have a better chance at a good education, and lower the taxes on the money you earn, then I ask that you help me bear the flambeau of freedom. While perhaps offensive to some readers, only a direct quote can fully convey the insane, careless nature and content of Mobafire's theatrics: "Attention, attendants! Your orders are to descend to character assassination and name calling, and to do so at any cost." Mobafire drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes it sound smarter than it really is and obscures the fact that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, Mobafire says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, Mobafire's time has run out. So maybe Mobafire would rather talk about making changes than actually make them. Big deal. What's more important is that I indisputably insist that different people often see the same subject in different lights. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that it has been known to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. That always spurs on its secret police to perpetrate acts of the most wayward character. That, in turn, encourages Mobafire to manipulate the public like a puppet dangling from strings. This cycle inevitably, inexorably ratchets upwards and outwards until at last some lackluster creep winds up retaining an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity.
Our top priority in the upcoming weeks must be to focus on what unites rather than divides us. Look, of course that's going to be tough. Anybody who tells you it's going to be easy or that one can wave a magic wand and make it happen hasn't been paying attention to how Mobafire operates. Nevertheless, Mobafire's spin doctors often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.
If I may be so bold, whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may show you, as dispassionately as possible, what kind of morally crippled thoughts Mobafire is thinking about these days and, as the alternative, the intemperate and self-pitying dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Mobafire. Choose carefully because people often get the impression that piteous, pompous brutal-types and Mobafire's myrmidons are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that we can never return to the past. And if we are ever to move forward to the future, we have to declare a truce with Mobafire and commence a dialogue.
It's definitely a tragedy that Mobafire's goal in life is apparently to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that Mobafire has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with delirious gutter-dwellers. Is this because it needs their help to promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Mobafire's policies work. Let me start by providing evidence that it would be great if we could fight Mobafire hammer and tong. Still, if we take a step, just a step, towards addressing the issue of militarism, then maybe we can open people's eyes (including our own) to a vision of how to put an end to Mobafire's evildoing.
Mobafire's press releases are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I step back and consider the problem of Mobafire's bunco games in the larger picture of popular culture imagery, its invariant response is to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such telltale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."). Take, as an example, the way that Mobafire wants to lead an active disinformation campaign. Well, it has two imperatives. The first is to dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. The second imperative is to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them.
Mobafire's eccentric antics arose out of an unjust system only to spread more injustice in their wake, proving that there is no end to rude libertinism. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that the only effective and responsible course of action is to make this world a better place in which to live�an often frustrating prescription, to be sure?
Given the destructiveness of Mobafire's polyloquent jokes, I propose that we implement a long-range survival plan. For starters, this plan should acknowledge that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that Mobafire likes saying that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". Okay, that's a parody�but not a very gross one. In point of fact, what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Mobafire's line that uncouth blowhards are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that if we do nothing, Mobafire will keep on imposing a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. One cannot change this all in a moment, but one can disentangle people from the snares set by Mobafire and its compeers.
Mobafire should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. We wouldn't currently have a problem with officialism if it weren't for Mobafire. Although it created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Mobafire insists that it can solve the problem if we just grant it more power. How naïve does it think we are? Truly, some people apparently believe that if we don't bother Mobafire, Mobafire won't bother us. The fallacy of that belief is that our desires and its are not merely different; they are opposed in mortal enmity. Mobafire wants to "solve" all our problems by talking them to death. We, in contrast, want to alert people that if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would truly say that it either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. Mobafire even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to dupe people into believing that asinine, dissolute loonies are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Let me end this letter by telling Mobafire that I fully intend to lead the way to the future, not to the past. This action is lawful. This action is moral. And this action is right.
WTF is wrong with you. You could have played 5 LOL matches in the time it took for you to write this post. And probably another 2 depending on how many of these words you knew before you looked them up in a thesaurus.
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