Dumb plays, bad mechanics and low CS all the...

[quote=Pølsemanden]Hey, restarting my ranked journey - the original goal of this was to hit diamond but i've just become so much worse at the game that this seems rather impossible to me so now my goal is just to get a blue-border. Keypoints to improve at: CS'ing, still as bad as ever. My current roster in the order i prefer to pick them, [color=#ff0000]reds[/color] are counterpicks, [color=#00ff00]greens[/color] are champs i'm training: Jungle: Shaco, [color=#ff0000]Jarvan[/color] Support: Jarvan, Blitzcrankuu, [color=#00ff00]Janna[/color], [color=#ff0000]Morgana[/color] - considering zil. Mid: [color=#00ff00]Anivia[/color], [color=#ff0000]Leblanc[/color], [color=#ff0000]Jarvan[/color] Top: [color=#00ff00]Karma[/color], Jarvan, Irelia Bot-carry: Ashe, Jarvan, Tristana [spoiler=Reasoning behind the roster:] Jungle: Shaco's a lot of fun and i play a pretty mean shaco so not to include him on my roster would be weird to me, i play a pretty mean jarvan and he's my go-to pick when we need a tanky champion to back up our team. Support: People can't handle Jarvan support - in lane he has everything: Poke, Engage, CC, Tankyness and a gapcloser. Through late-game he's still relevant when jumping into 5 people and double shielding. Blitz cuz i'm the godhand. Morg and Janna are pretty much just for the peelings - going morg against blitz, thresh and taric as a rule of thumb. Zil is anti-zed. Mid: Bird used to be the word and also used to be my main champ and since i needed a "main"-pick after abandoning tf she seemed obvious to me, still need to refind her mechanics though, LB's so much fun and i pick her whenever i can on a viable level - Jarvan's pretty much my Talon/Kassa/LB/anti-antimage. Top: Recently i discovered how ultra gay karma is, and i generally just pick karma whenever i go top. Jarvan's my go-to pick if karma's countered, i also like to pick him into stuff that relies on range and is affraid of all-ins. Irelia's just a filler incase of a karma counter/jarvan pick. Bot-carry: Ashe, loads of utility making her strong even as a low-farm carry makes this bitch my favourite choice right now. Tristana, strong late game and high kill-potential still puts trist as top-tier on my scale. If the enemy has bad peel i'll go for a jarvan adc - Boom, son. [/spoiler] Current rank on my main : [color=#00ffff]Platinum[/color] Next purchase on main: Probably gonna go with a rune page[/quote]

[quote=koksei]Diamond NE.[/quote]

[quote=DisturbedFox]dem NE plats[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=koksei] Diamond NE. [/quote] First NE then west. Since i have moar champs on NE.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][img=http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2844/skrmbillede20130512kl20.png] Got firstpick and had to pee so i fp'ed jarvan and said top/mid/jungle/ad-carry/support - i'll do whatever. Went pretty well they had blue-side but a nice engage from me at level 2 won us the lane and just let our AD decimate them. Then i had a tristana game, Sona just let their cait push on us, she did absolutely nothing to help me push for an even 2 and that just steamrolled us. We couldn't do shit - malphite came bot and hit a great ultimate. my 5/4 score was a lie just lasthitting champs. 94 cs in 20 minutes in a game where every lane got fucking destroyed.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][img=http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/109/skrmbillede20130512kl22.png] more jarman! I was lastpick and had to mid so i picked jarvan, what else would i pick :p Tri-force->TBC jarvan with soraka heal and shen ult is quite scary[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]193 cs in 40 minutes gg[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]I refer you to my newly published shaco guide: Disregard creeps, farm champions. I definitely need to learn to farm though which is why i stopped calling for jungle on west - i'm just trying to get good lane-games with nice farm. The jarvan mid game was pretty much see enemy, kill enemy. It really bugs me that i just can't handle farming >.> edit: got myself a new mouse so decided to have a game on my platinum account. Sadly they instabanned zed. [img=http://imageshack.us/a/img407/8038/skrmbillede20130513kl12.png] Made my special start and got a FB for kata on mid at lvl 2, then i got my blue-buff and killed zed on top giving me mobi-boots on a 4 minute back. Lee continued to stomp top-lane and me and kata got a nice gank off at bot leading into a dragon. Generally a stomp we should've won much sooner but lee wanted to get kills rather than win. Smurf game: THey picked jarman so i thought what the hell and picked jax top. [img=http://imageshack.us/a/img703/589/skrmbillede20130513kl13.png] I very quickly came to the conclusion that: [img=http://i.imgur.com/xVyoSl.jpg] And my cs'ing suffered greatly from my frustration. I all inned the wukong at 2 since he started beads and burned his flash. Then at 3 jarman came around our jungle and made my life sad. Once teamfights came around i decided that top-lane was a nice place and towers were easier to fight than champions so i stayed there, pushing to their inhibitor and everytime someone came i smashed all the buttons on my keyboard(except for S) and they died or backed in some magical way, then they send more people and i died but my team got stuff so everything was all good. Overall we won cuz i got carried. - yay[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Updated the thread, since i don't really have any of my usual picks on west i decided to add jarvan and jax to the top-list. I also added "next buy" so i'll have something to look forward to :3 Lastpick, went support jarvan. [img=http://i.imgur.com/FTVr85H.jpg] Support Caitlyn sucked ballz but seju camped bot so i picked up a double early which made bad things happen to tthe enemy bot-lane. Full-health towerdives and the likes of that. Going into a trist game, wish me luck.[/quote]

[quote=Hogopogo]gl hf :D[/quote]