"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
The best part:
*Contender 1 (Xin Zhao) [00:24:52]: **** off
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:53]: sorry, I was busy not feeding
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:55]: I missed a shhh
Enemy 2 (Ashe) [00:24:56]: no
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:57]: shhhh
LMFAO xD
n00b xins all the time... Make me wanna go and cry in a corner.
I cant shh you while not feeding
*Contender 1 (Xin Zhao) [00:24:52]: **** off
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:53]: sorry, I was busy not feeding
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:55]: I missed a shhh
Enemy 2 (Ashe) [00:24:56]: no
Contender 2 (Sona) [00:24:57]: shhhh
LMFAO xD
n00b xins all the time... Make me wanna go and cry in a corner.
I cant shh you while not feeding
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In conclusion,
Xin
Shhh