Lol, yea, but that was funny. It's usually funny when you hear someone rage over voice chat.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I tried carries/morgana/full support and in last games I am playing Soraka most of time, as you can change so much. Your carry aoe much? Stop mana, pushed still? => you got aoe too :D Get used to strong words when you cant heal 5x some person who stays under tower half a minute cause they expect heals from support - for what else support there could be if not permaheal ya?
I tried going various shielding items and such recently, but it is not worth it in these teams as you boost some team survivability, but heals without AP sucks and spellvamp+AP is your way how to survive. You cant expect any kind of protection really.
And golden rule - do not help your ally who chase runing enemy if enemy got all alive.. try to ping him to go b, if he is ignoring it go b and let him die alone.
If you help some allies get kill and they are low HP, do not heal and start porting. You cant heal them both fast enough and they do not B if you just wait behind them - u see that all enemies dissapeared and going to that spot, you can ping your mouse out, but they will stay there forever and all expect instant heals of whole team => port back to base to prevent deaths.
You got used to ignore jungler shouting on you why there is 0 wards on top part of map...
Regarding carry - it is nice if you duo with some1, but most of solo time I faced lastpickers to take support against their will or taking some random instalock champion. And it is sad when Ali autoattack creeps and expect you to lasthit even when he is completely covering the creep he is attacking. Or classical case - running in bush thinking he is so safe against vayne... and dies pined to wall all the time.
Soraka heroes opening guide seeing Q is first spell to take....
And classical case when they pick CV without mastery to use 3 times in first 5 minutes and never more.
My prefered solo queue carry is ashe from simple reason - you can hawk bushes and corridors when support sucks and somehow survive initial phase. And also arrow works to force tank to do something. Flash+TP spells are my classical combination on all but supports as nobody else take TP most of the time and think it is so fast to run all over map for backdoor.
I tried going various shielding items and such recently, but it is not worth it in these teams as you boost some team survivability, but heals without AP sucks and spellvamp+AP is your way how to survive. You cant expect any kind of protection really.
And golden rule - do not help your ally who chase runing enemy if enemy got all alive.. try to ping him to go b, if he is ignoring it go b and let him die alone.
If you help some allies get kill and they are low HP, do not heal and start porting. You cant heal them both fast enough and they do not B if you just wait behind them - u see that all enemies dissapeared and going to that spot, you can ping your mouse out, but they will stay there forever and all expect instant heals of whole team => port back to base to prevent deaths.
You got used to ignore jungler shouting on you why there is 0 wards on top part of map...
Regarding carry - it is nice if you duo with some1, but most of solo time I faced lastpickers to take support against their will or taking some random instalock champion. And it is sad when Ali autoattack creeps and expect you to lasthit even when he is completely covering the creep he is attacking. Or classical case - running in bush thinking he is so safe against vayne... and dies pined to wall all the time.
Soraka heroes opening guide seeing Q is first spell to take....
And classical case when they pick CV without mastery to use 3 times in first 5 minutes and never more.
My prefered solo queue carry is ashe from simple reason - you can hawk bushes and corridors when support sucks and somehow survive initial phase. And also arrow works to force tank to do something. Flash+TP spells are my classical combination on all but supports as nobody else take TP most of the time and think it is so fast to run all over map for backdoor.
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@Turbobabe
You should never ever rage in game. That will only make it worse for you.
Yesh, that.
Last game yesterday searz, amirite?