Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=Shuru]Was playin with Shini and Core yesterday: Galio Jungle: "OMG THIS MF IS SO BAD" CoreBear with shini's help gets a quadra Galio and Taric: "OMG YES THIS MF WHERES YOUR QUADRA *******! WE GOT DIS MF MAN Hypocritical much[/quote]

[quote=ZeroSoulreaver]I was using Janna and helped someone who almost got ganked by using shield on them at last second. They were able to pick up the kill. Them: "OMG Thank you Sona!!" Me: "Uh, I'm not Sona -.-" Them: "Sona help top plz" Me: "I'm not...aw fuck it!"[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]^ Lol :D We just won a ranked where they had a DC. The DC's duo partner asked us not to but hey! he fucked your team. What does he say? "OMG noobs only won coz 5v4 can't play the game". No shit sherlock, that's why he's getting a report.[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]I had a game with a really messed up [[master yi]]... He was in lane at the beginning, but after a while I didn't see him. He was also top with [[nidalee]], who I was going up against with [[renekton]] and my partner [[jayce]]. Later in the game, the enemy team was losing and I was fed. One of them said: "Report yi, sitting in base and raging" Yi: "omg noob partners" Losing team: "Yi just help" Yi: "nid said she wouldn't heal me, so it's my fault?" Yi kept raging about how it wasn't his fault and how you're supposed to support or something, but LOL that sentence cracked me up.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Just got an ezreal diva who said I'm a noob lulu (78% ranked ratio out of 19 matches) because I Q'ed minion waves so he could farm under tower. He was literally caps locking all over the place, then complained Nidalee - who carried his sorry ass - was taking too many kills "from the carry", once again in caps, and that he'd report me for no wards (I had 4 placed and a sightstone, but he didn't buy Gauntlet so I assume he never heard of "Season 3") Fucking baby.[/quote]

[quote=ZeroSoulreaver]Funny thing just happened. The game starts and this Varus player goes "I'm AD carry!" He does a horrible job at it but we all let it slide and pick up the pieces. Varus dies to a Twitch with a small amount of HP. Our teammate Panth. comes and kills Twitch. Varus: "OMG you KSer!" Me(Janna): Lmfao -and then later after shielding Varus with Janna- Varus: "Thanx Lux" Me(Janna): -.-' I swear when will people get it right who Janna is? I wish this was just a joke but it's not.[/quote]

[quote=XeresAce]^ LOL i feel you[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]"Lol don't you come say there is a difference between 1000 elo players and 1900 ones" And the guy meant it. And the guy alone also made the game uncarriable while throwing insults at the person who was carrying.[/quote]

[quote=iSpitInYourFace]playing as [[jax]] a normal pvp game at full build lvl 18 late game ... [[sivir]]: jax you are noob [[jax]]: come dragon 1v1 to check my skills [[sivir]]: ok but you wont use your e or exhaust [[jax]]: AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]let me guess you were playing jax mid werent you?[/quote]