Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=FalseoGod]Ranked match, enemy [[maokai]] and [[ezreal]] try to trap me near the Blue buff wall on the blue side (down+left side of the map). I'm [[tristana]] with [[cleanse]]. Maokai goes around over to tribush (above me) and ez stays bellow. My team is coming, and so is part of theirs (they were being splitpushed thanks to minions). Maok flashes + [[twisted advance]]. I jump over wall, dragging him to my team, [[cleanse]] and start raping. [[maokai]] [i]"Omg this bug"[/i] [[tristana]] [i]"There was no bug, I did it on purpose"[/i] [[maokai]] [i]"You noob, it's bug, I had you stunned"[/i] Good job not knowing your champ at all and taking it to ranked.[/quote]

[quote=DemonSovereign]Some random player as [[teemo]]: lalalalala planting my shrooms everywhere ^_^ [[teemo]]: I think I'll put some in this bush. Me as [[garen]]:[icon=judgment]DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[icon=judgment] An enemy has been slain :)[/quote]

[quote=devdevil][quote=FalseoGod] Maok flashes + [[twisted advance]]. I jump over wall, dragging him to my team, [[cleanse]] and start raping. [[maokai]] [i]"Omg this bug"[/i] [[tristana]] [i]"There was no bug, I did it on purpose"[/i] [[maokai]] [i]"You noob, it's bug, I had you stunned"[/i] [/quote] [[Tristana]] hard counters against [[Blitzcrank]] by the way. If you get pulled, just [[Rocket Jump]] and his pull won't matter. I've done it so many times xD[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]They had a [[leona]], so it was the same thing. She E's me, I jump, she's too far to stun :P[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]I lol'd at this: ANONYMOUS said: Why should I rage? Also, playing [[Teemo]] mid is dumb.[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]"im playing carry blitz vi can go bot and support caitlyn" "i dont have to protect caitlyn late game im not even her support"[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Me, clubbing. [i]Can i buy you a drink?[/i] [i]Why?[/i] WTF oO[/quote]

[quote=Vaan99]Had a gane where irelia got anal raped by xin, died 3 times and then said that xin was hacker. Finished the game 0/5, was half time afk, while saying whole time that xin was hacker and he will get banned.[/quote]

[quote=pepsiM4A1]1. In champion select: Garen:"Lol, Ahri mid". Me:"What's wrong with that?" Garen:"She is a fox!" Me:"So?" Garen:"They have a Katarina mid." Me:"If she is good, she can beat Katarina." Garen:"You don't understand, humans are foxes natural enemies." 2. Now, his name included these two key words : "Twilight", "PL". He:"I go jungle!" After a couple of seconds. He:"They have Warwick jungle, I have the best counter for him." After a couple more seconds instalock Vladimir. Me:"WTF? I understand you are polish therefor your IQ is limited(no offence for the polish people who will read this but polish people usually are BAAAAAAAD), but why did you pick Vladimir? He:"LOL noob, watch Twilight, Edwards can beat Jacob, that means a vampire can beat a werewolf!" 3. Random Teemo:"Talon, where is your Trinity Force?" Me:"I don't build it on Talon." Teemo:"You are a noob, at least build Frozen Mallet!" Me:"I don't build that either." [All]Teemo:REPORT TALON TROLL! 4. Me: I go mid! An ally: REPORT SUKURIBEY TROLL! Me: Why am I a troll? My ally: LOL, you picked Talon mid noob. Me: And where are you supposed to play him then? My ally: Nowhere, he is an useless ****. All these were ranked matches.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]'You never know if [[Manamune]] will work on [[Shen]] if you don't try! I've never played [[shen]], so I don't know.' Said by a level 30 on Mobafire. Some idiots be trippin'.[/quote]