Think of any 4 Champions before entering this...

[quote=theBMB]Akali, Fiddlesticks, Vladimir, Jarvan So I'm a gay scarecrow who dated Jarvan, is best friends with a gay vampire, and is stalked by a ninja because she knows she can't have me because I'm a gay scarecrow... I guess?[/quote]

[quote=JakofAllSpaydes][quote=gwadzila] Irelia Vayne Jax Teemo I slowly open my eyes to the rising sun, yawning and getting up. I walk over to the window and pull back the curtain, looking out at the sunrise. Good. No sign of Irelia, my homicidal stalker. She'd been that way ever since she found out I wasn't lesbian, and recently I'd been having to move around more and more. I walk back and look at Jax, still asleep. We'd been best friends since birth, but last night, we'd become something... More. I stared longingly at his lamp post, then turned away. Oh god, what would Teemo say? He'd flip a shit if he found out I was cheating on him. I only was with him for the shrooms, but still, I didn't want him to become another Irelia. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door to our room. I walked briskly and opened it, greeted by a fuming Teemo. "YOU BITCH!" he screamed, waking up half of the inn. How did he know? Oh right, map awareness. He bragged about it all the time. "I'VE BEEN WITH YOU THIS LONG AND YOU DO HIM?" I tried to calm him, and when that didn't work, punted him down the hall, his screams echoing all the way. I turn back to Jax, only to see Irelia standing over him, a blade at his throat. Oh shi- My brilliant fanfiction. [/quote] Oh this is amazing. Purely amazing.[/quote]

[quote=gwadzila]Outrageous. Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous.[/quote]

[quote=theBMB]inb4 Katarina Garen J4 Lux Wincest[/quote]

[quote=Xenasis]Zilean Annie Garen Cho'gath DAMN IT. THIS IS JUST WRONG. It was 5 AM. I hadn't been to sleep yet. Zilean had been stalking me for the past few days. Although that's, for one, completely illegal, so was stalking people. I'd rang Garen about this at 11PM, all I got was "FEAR NOT, I'M COMING" before he put the phone down. I don't know if he was coming or not, considering we live in completely different continents. It's a long run from Demacia to Noxus. I actually don't understand how we became best friends, considering how far away we live, but hey, I don't ask questions, I just drop bears on people. I'd had this sort of problem before with Cho'gath, all he ever talked about was eating, I told him he'd get fat, but his incessant whining about food drove me near crazy. I couldn't break up with him, he had a bad temper. Good thing he didn't build any Magic Resistance - it only took one burst to deal with him. I wished it was just as easy to deal with Zilean, but he could simply revive himself. He'd knocked on the door at least 5 times tonight, claiming to be from different branches of pizza delivery companies with different versions of himself throughout the ages. Considering I control the powers of fire, fearing sleep doesn't seem too fitting.[/quote]

[quote=JakofAllSpaydes][quote=Xenasis] Zilean Annie Garen Cho'gath DAMN IT. THIS IS JUST WRONG. It was 5 AM. I hadn't been to sleep yet. Zilean had been stalking me for the past few days. Although that's, for one, completely illegal, so was stalking people. I'd rang Garen about this at 11PM, all I got was "FEAR NOT, I'M COMING" before he put the phone down. I don't know if he was coming or not, considering we live in completely different continents. It's a long run from Demacia to Noxus. I actually don't understand how we became best friends, considering how far away we live, but hey, I don't ask questions, I just drop bears on people. I'd had this sort of problem before with Cho'gath, all he ever talked about was eating, I told him he'd get fat, but his incessant whining about food drove me near crazy. I couldn't break up with him, he had a bad temper. Good thing he didn't build any Magic Resistance - it only took one burst to deal with him. I wished it was just as easy to deal with Zilean, but he could simply revive himself. He'd knocked on the door at least 5 times tonight, claiming to be from different branches of pizza delivery companies with different versions of himself throughout the ages. Considering I control the powers of fire, fearing sleep doesn't seem too fitting. [/quote] I love these fanfics XD[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]trundle kassadin jarvan swain edit: damnit all. why didnt i think of girls.[/quote]

[quote=Svadilfari][quote=Freddy Shopan] [quote=Kanohi] [quote=Svadilfari] Annie, Ez, Cass, Lux Edit: I did that pretty well :P [/quote] Except for the occasional bear that shows up to interrupt something [/quote] and idk about Cass as a friend... she's a little creepy [/quote] As a Prodigal Explorer I've seen some really weird things you know. [u]I'm talking about: [/u] Mouth jerkin acid, Mad chemist runnin around, Undead crazy lumberjack, Monkey clones, Troll, White Bird, Black Bird, Mechanic robot girl throwin her big ball, Millenium tree alive, Flyin Yordle, Scary Scarecrow, Hybrid-dog, Hybrid-croc, Rogue Mage, Cow with a cowboy skin ?!, A bunch of ninjas, Rollin turtle, Gargoyle alive like in that disney movie, Humantorch, The grimmreaper himself, Cryin mummy, Moving rock, Susan boyle, And the scariest thing I've seen is that little girl frolicking after me with a PEDOBEAR in fire !? So I don't care if Cass is a snake-woman-thing, since when being different is bad ? [i]Don't you find her ... beautiful ?[/i][/quote]

[quote=StunL0ck]Vayne jax blitz tryndamere just went to the link, that's hilarious[/quote]

[quote=Mazuran]Kassadin, Warwick, Taric, Caitlyn I'm too tired to write fanfic about how my gay best friend prefers to spend time in bot with my ex, while some scary Team Jacob fanboy chases me round the jungle. Yawn.[/quote]