Toshabi wrote:
Okay, so this is what you do champ.
Step 1: Tell her that you play league of legends. Chicks find it insanely hot if you play league of legends, and they'll consider you to have the sex appeal of James Bond if you tell them that you're platinum ELO. Make sure to include the fact that you spend all of your weekend time hanging out with your online friends on league rather then going out to have a social life.
Step 2: Tell her that she reminds you of Miss Fortune or any female champion on League of Legends that have huge badonkadonks. Chicks find it mad hot when a guy compares them to a sexy League of Legends sex Icon. An example of these icons within the game are Ahri (VERY SMOOTH PLAY TO MAKE IF SHE IS A FURRY), Miss Fortune, Sona, Morgana (if she's into the occult and goth/emo play) and Katarina. If you can, give her the gift of sexy cosplay as one of these champions if you have the budget for it.
Step 3: If you have any awkward porn cache on your computer or under your bed, show it to her in secret. Chicks find it mad hot when you're into the same things that they are or if you're into unique, awesome things that they always wanted to try but felt too scared to embrace it.
Step 4: Let her know that you get love advice from a video game forum. Chicks find it mad hot when a guy seeks council from the wisdom of the online crowd. They think of it as them using their network to the best of their ability to seek out how they can appeal to the girl they love most. That's a selling point and you should definitely tell her you got this advice from an online person.
Step 5: If all else fails and none of the above points work, tell her that she reminds you of your favorite pony that you clop to the most and tell her that you would like to make fillies with her. Draw a cutie mark on your *** and show it to her. Chicks find it mad hot when they know the guy that loves them most has already found their special talent.
Step 6: Slap her on the ***. Chicks find it mad hot when a guy is assertive and a sexual deviant. An *** slap definitely gets this point through to her.
Well that's only part of my 80 step program on how to woe a girl. If you'd like to purchase the rest of my points, send me a 100 dollar RP card for League of Legends and I will share with you the secret of love making in accordance to Discord. I'll even personally take you under my wing and have that lady share her lady parts with you.
I hope this helps :)
Your biggest fan,
Toshabi
Best advice ever.
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yea. that was some good girl advice :).
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