Cleverbot is the best.

[quote=Werepirelord]User: We're no strangers to love. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.[/color] User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.[/color] User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.[/color] User: Never gonna give you up,. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.[/color] User: Never gonna run around and desert you. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.[/color] User: We've known each other for so long. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.[/color] User: But you're too shy to say it. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Inside we both know what's been going on.[/color] User: We know the game and we're gonna play it. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.[/color] User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see. [color=#00ffff]Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.[/color][/quote]

[quote=Canoas]not really.. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you [b]Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye[/b] Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Fail thread.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Oh look! Our quarterly Clever Bot thread where a MOBAfailian attempts to be funny with a conversation he had with a bot program![/quote]

[quote=devdevil]Don't be drinkin' that hateraid. OH SNAP ;D[/quote]

[quote=PsiGuard][quote=Canoas] not really.. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you [b]Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye[/b] Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you [/quote] Alas, 'tis the sad truth. Cleverbot hath failed us once more.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=devdevil] Don't be drinkin' that hateraid. OH SNAP ;D [/quote] I'm going to kill you.[/quote]

[quote=PsiGuard]No death threats, Tosh, it's bad for the community.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Fine. I'm going to injure him.[/quote]

[quote=Luther3000]Toshabi's just mad because he got turned down. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ozszg.png[/img][/quote]