Pheyniex wrote:
at least I know you would never come up with it.
Whut? Well, no harm meant, but.. do take offense if you'd like, lol.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
you can kinda see me in blue off to the side. I'd just finished fighting the lady next to me.
good day was good.
if more pictures of me turn up, I'll probably post them.
good day was good.
if more pictures of me turn up, I'll probably post them.
juicenvodka wrote:
Drinking cranberry juice and vodka from a bowl
what has my life come to?
Epic win?
juicenvodka wrote:
**** it, I'm 20 going on 21 in a few months.
oh snap. underage drinkin is bad mmmkay?
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
Fun fact: In the Netherlands drinking is allowed after the age of 16, but they want to change it to 18 next januari. This means that people that just got 16 can drink for a few months, and then can't again :3
Change is gooooood
Picture by: Janitsudude
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oh-so-clevur
at least I know you would never come up with it.