Pheyniex wrote:
at least I know you would never come up with it.
Whut? Well, no harm meant, but.. do take offense if you'd like, lol.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
you can kinda see me in blue off to the side. I'd just finished fighting the lady next to me.
good day was good.
if more pictures of me turn up, I'll probably post them.
good day was good.
if more pictures of me turn up, I'll probably post them.
juicenvodka wrote:
Drinking cranberry juice and vodka from a bowl
what has my life come to?
Epic win?
juicenvodka wrote:
**** it, I'm 20 going on 21 in a few months.
oh snap. underage drinkin is bad mmmkay?
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
Drinking age is from 18 in UK. Actually, you can drink privately from the age of about 8, depending on your parents.
For utter hilarity, click >>here<<!
Fun fact: In the Netherlands drinking is allowed after the age of 16, but they want to change it to 18 next januari. This means that people that just got 16 can drink for a few months, and then can't again :3
Change is gooooood
Picture by: Hogopogo
Want to advertise your guide, but don't know where? Click here for an opportunity of a lifetime!
You need to log in before commenting.
oh-so-clevur
at least I know you would never come up with it.