wRAthoFVuLK wrote:
How do you manage to type every damn thing in blue x-x
Because irl;
I'm blue
dabadedabadae

"I am a bird, rawr."
Toshabi wrote:
Run around with nothing good to post
?????
erectile dysfunction.
True story.
Ouch, tough luck.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Searz wrote:
Run around with a stick on your forehead.
???
Eye surgery.
True story.
This actually happened to me when I was a kid. I was a weird kid ^_^
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
That is interesting o-o.

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Xiaowiriamu wrote:
"Because irl;
I'm blue
dabadedabadae"
K. Thats post of month for me. +rep
rofl'd so hard.
Rep given. ^_^
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