General Riddle/Brainteaser Thread

[quote=Vaellen]Here's a LoL one. I am small, but I can kill you If you aren't careful, your turret's dead I like to die in a farm where angels fear to tread What am I?[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]let's get ready to [[rumble]]eeeeeee[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]We have a thread for LoL related riddles...Why the fuck we posting LoL riddles in the general riddle thread? We riding the Re-Re train all the way to the bank today to sign over checks our wallets can't afford? Come on now TRY AGAIN.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] We have a thread for LoL related riddles...Why the fuck we posting LoL riddles in the general riddle thread? We riding the Re-Re train all the way to the bank today to sign over checks our wallets can't afford? Come on now TRY AGAIN. [/quote] agreed vaellen, please post another[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Whoa, I didn't expect that XD.[/quote]

[quote=Vaellen]I didn't know there was a thread for LoL-related riddles. Anyway, someone else post, I can't think of any riddle with this stupid hangover ;([/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?[/quote]

[quote=Vaellen][quote=Jebus McAzn] I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I? [/quote] ...Penis? Feathers = Pubic Hair Body and Head = he has 'em He ain't alive Depends on you how fast you'll be finished You don't throw your penis, it's attached to you. You can still hold him in your hand.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Shuttle Cock from badminton? You never throw it, you hit it with a racket.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]or an arrow...As in archery.[/quote]