MyRepublic wrote:
You say literally, but I think you mean figuratively. I can see how you could get the two confused seeing as how they are completely different.
+1
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
jhoijhoi wrote:
Technically, he is literally dying. Everyone is literally dying.
Now you're just diluting the meaning..
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Bioalchemist wrote:
wow...just wow...the things growing in there must be pretty gnarly. i didn't actually think this existed...clearly i was wrong...guess WoW can be as bad as drugs like heroine.
I played WoW for a looooooooong time and my room is clean :3
Change is gooooood
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what i wanna know is why he worked so hard to get a mattress down those stairs when he has a perfectly good couch to sleep on
another thing the blinds on his window are open...why? they should be closed
i saw SSBB on his table, that means he has a Wii, which means he does some sort of physical activity
also what the **** is this always going out for fast food thing? dude should just get a microwave and eat only microwaved food for 3 weeks and buy cans of soda, itll give him way more game time than going out to get food daily
srsly lrn2nolife
another thing the blinds on his window are open...why? they should be closed
i saw SSBB on his table, that means he has a Wii, which means he does some sort of physical activity
also what the **** is this always going out for fast food thing? dude should just get a microwave and eat only microwaved food for 3 weeks and buy cans of soda, itll give him way more game time than going out to get food daily
srsly lrn2nolife
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^ you know way to much about this skid.
for that life style sure fast food makes sense. and yeah it doesn't grow stuff as well because it is barely passable as food. yeah i don't drink coke because it can be used as an industrial degreaser. can't imagine what that is doing to his insides.
meiyjhe i was saying it CAN be like heroine...not suggesting in all cases :)
guess i am naive to people who 'lrn2nolife' as dill has pointed how.
learn something new everyday.
for that life style sure fast food makes sense. and yeah it doesn't grow stuff as well because it is barely passable as food. yeah i don't drink coke because it can be used as an industrial degreaser. can't imagine what that is doing to his insides.
meiyjhe i was saying it CAN be like heroine...not suggesting in all cases :)
guess i am naive to people who 'lrn2nolife' as dill has pointed how.
learn something new everyday.
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paper plates mean no dishes, hes already buying those red dixie cups, also just eat everything, food only molds if you let it sit so just dont let it sit
plus im not gonna do that math but buying fast food daily probably costs more than buying food at a store to microwave, and thats money he could be spending on his WoW costume which is money well spent for a nolifer
plus im not gonna do that math but buying fast food daily probably costs more than buying food at a store to microwave, and thats money he could be spending on his WoW costume which is money well spent for a nolifer
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