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Anastasios
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You have free pizza.
You may now rise above the rest of the mortals and become a god among gods, forever worshipped by everyone.
In a serious note, congratulations, that was smart.
You may now rise above the rest of the mortals and become a god among gods, forever worshipped by everyone.
In a serious note, congratulations, that was smart.
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if you don't want to actually learn something, don't read this. It's a real life educational story of how a guy skipped a quee for a faster slice of pizza
*disclaimer*
To understand this, one has to understand that this all takes place in a small town with 7 clubs all gathered up on one street, with no other place to go clubbing.
This whole story started 3 weeks ago, when i turned 18(was allowed to go clubbing), obviously i was happy after a succesful night of clubbing and dancing i went outside to get a slice of pizza. Since the clubs just closed the place i usually get pizza from: "eiffel" was stuffed with people. Right beside it another store was open, it was called "buffalo" i knew why it was. The slices in there cost 2 dollars more than the ones "eiffel" made. I didn't care for the 2 dollars, i wanted my pizza slice now so i went into buffalo and ordered a pizza. The pizzaguy was friendly and knew he'd never sell his remaining slices, he put 2 in the oven and asked me if i was hungry, i said yes and he put another one in the oven. I said thank you and received my 2 slices, after taking a bite i realised this pizza was heaven, much better than the one made by eiffel, "ehhrm mate?" i asked "why aren't there anyone in here?". "I don't know, they're closer to the bar maybe?". We had a 5-10 minute long talk "if you wanna find out why they're in there and not in here, give me a call tomorrow" was the ending of our talk, where i also slipped out my "business-card" and put it on the table, it was a card made just for fun saying "massage therapist", but it had to budge.
The next day i got a call from the pizzaguy. He wanted to know, i told him that his pizza was better but it was all about the prize. He had to make people taste that his pizza was in fact better.
I suggested him that he next night as the clubs were closing he should go out on the street and advertise his pizza to 2 dollars under the prize of eiffel. He did so and i didn't hear from him since.
This weekend when i went clubbing, after the clubs closed i saw to my surprise eiffel was empty and buffalo was crowded. As i came in and the pizzaguy saw me, he instantly called me over and let me in front of the quee. Apparently the plan had worked, his pizza was still 1 dollar more expensive than eiffels but people had tasted his pizza and they had seen the same liking to it as i did 3 weeks before. I got my pizza for free and now, i don't have to wait in line for a pizza again, erryone is happy. Except eiffel guy.