Ok seriously. I had never played this game before yesterday and it's kind of funny to me how it's almost play by play the same story as Mass Effect.
I'm playing as a Dwarf Noble.
First dude I meet is my older bro who's a ****ing **** (Hey this kinda seems like when I met that Turian Spectre and I didn't like him but had to work with him). My other brother sets me up and makes it look like I killed him. The line for that scene is almost the same as when Seren kills said Turian Spectre in ME 1. "Yea, he walked up real friendly like and then commanded us to attack." vs "Seren walked up friendly enough, like they were friends, and then he just shot him, right in the back."
Then I'm banished and have to go through some ******** initiation for the Grey Wardens. Hmm this seems an awful lot like when I was initiated into the Spectres. They go on and on about the Darkspawn and how this is probably a blight but they haven't seen an Archdemon. I suppose the rest of this game is me warning everyone about the blight and everyone will be like "nah bro" until the Archdemon shows up and they be all like "sawreh Warden". Cause really, to me at the moment the Darkspawn are Geth and the Archdemon is the reapers.
Oh and Alistair is basically Kaiden Alenko. I always killed Kaiden Alenko.
DA:I is looking promising though. Already set on playing a lightning focused mage, not sure of which race yet. I used Dragon keep to make my theoertical playthrough of DA2 a raging LadyHawke that let everyone die.
I'm playing as a Dwarf Noble.
First dude I meet is my older bro who's a ****ing **** (Hey this kinda seems like when I met that Turian Spectre and I didn't like him but had to work with him). My other brother sets me up and makes it look like I killed him. The line for that scene is almost the same as when Seren kills said Turian Spectre in ME 1. "Yea, he walked up real friendly like and then commanded us to attack." vs "Seren walked up friendly enough, like they were friends, and then he just shot him, right in the back."
Then I'm banished and have to go through some ******** initiation for the Grey Wardens. Hmm this seems an awful lot like when I was initiated into the Spectres. They go on and on about the Darkspawn and how this is probably a blight but they haven't seen an Archdemon. I suppose the rest of this game is me warning everyone about the blight and everyone will be like "nah bro" until the Archdemon shows up and they be all like "sawreh Warden". Cause really, to me at the moment the Darkspawn are Geth and the Archdemon is the reapers.
Oh and Alistair is basically Kaiden Alenko. I always killed Kaiden Alenko.
DA:I is looking promising though. Already set on playing a lightning focused mage, not sure of which race yet. I used Dragon keep to make my theoertical playthrough of DA2 a raging LadyHawke that let everyone die.
Currently on my second playthrough, playing a backstabbing rouge.
Just me being a alpha male walking through fire in my underwear.
Leliana in the background mirin' my sexy thong and hoping that I will break up with Morrigan and have her babies.
Showing Leliana what I will do to her if she doesn't get back into the Kitchen.
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First playthroug I went with a Dual Wielding Warrior.
Morrigan is the best female character in the game...
... after The Lady of the Forest ofc :D
Just me being a alpha male walking through fire in my underwear.
Leliana in the background mirin' my sexy thong and hoping that I will break up with Morrigan and have her babies.
Showing Leliana what I will do to her if she doesn't get back into the Kitchen.
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First playthroug I went with a Dual Wielding Warrior.
Morrigan is the best female character in the game...
... after The Lady of the Forest ofc :D
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
I had a fun time seducing him x.x
Yeah sure, but he's still a murderer with anger issues. We can be really nice and take into account how he was a slave and the whole "my master keeps chasing me" thing but he tears like 4-5 hearts using his bare hands during cutscenes, half of which after interrogating the person and giving said person the hope of leaving alive u.u
I never dated Merryl so I'll try it, but damn the conclusion to her side quest on the third chapter...
Thank you Byron for 2014's loudest laugh up till today
FalseoGod wrote:
Yeah sure, but he's still a murderer with anger issues. We can be really nice and take into account how he was a slave and the whole "my master keeps chasing me" thing but he tears like 4-5 hearts using his bare hands during cutscenes, half of which after interrogating the person and giving said person the hope of leaving alive u.u
FalseoGod wrote:
I'm 99% certain that GMD has at least one corpse hidden somewhere in his basement/back yard/fridge
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The ***** even kissed me while she ignored the blatant "I WANT YOU"