"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Today I went to the cinemas to watch X-Men: First Class.
About 1 hour and a half into the movie, the speakers in the cinema room blew.
Am so sad.
About 1 hour and a half into the movie, the speakers in the cinema room blew.
Am so sad.
Searz wrote:
Today I got drunk and beat up my dog. It was fun.
Doggy :(.
Today I finished my 4-hour exam in 50 minutes and went home and played LoL xDDDD.First I went 2/3 ranked surrender @ 20 with the noobiest Rammus EVER.He went magic resi vs a full AD team :(,and said OMG I'M NOT NOOB ONLY NOOBS STACK ARMOR.
THEN I went 9/2 with ryze,midding against a shaco who was 5 levels below me at every point of the match.Also ranked.Wow...Someone should put up an IQ test as initiation before joining LoL.
Today I played a game that isn't LoL with my big brother and it was lots of fun. Guess what it is and you get a special treat. >:3
Today I did nothing constructive yet, but "plan" on studying.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Does that mean that troll DV he put on my Ezreal guide gets removed now?
Canoas wrote:
Today I did nothing constructive yet, but "plan" on studying.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Does that mean that troll DV he put on my Ezreal guide gets removed now?
Today I played Duke Nukem... version 2.0.
Very fun except for super easy boss fight.
Now I'm reading about Duke Nukem forever and going "pffft"
Very fun except for super easy boss fight.
Now I'm reading about Duke Nukem forever and going "pffft"
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