FatelBlade 2015 JUNE AMA - BEST PLAYER ON THIS...

[quote=Toshabi]Worst AMA thread. He abandoned it. He probably got b& but whatever. RIP.[/quote]

[quote=HiFromBuddha]God promised the Jews that he would never abandon them as part of the covenant. Fatel has abandoned us, therefore he is not a God.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Can I hijack this thread? Yeah, this is now a Toshabi AMA, starting now. Hi, I'm Toshabi and imma answer your shit. AMA.[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]would you rather fight one duck sized croconaw, or one thousand croconaw sized ducks?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Vapora Dark]would you rather fight one duck sized croconaw, or one thousand croconaw sized ducks?[/quote] Imma have to go with the duck sized Croconaw. I mean, I'm like 3'7". So the size difference isn't too vast. That and I have "Vicious make out session with midget" on my bucket list, so that will happen before things got too violent. If I end up dying, then it will be the best make out session of my life. You can't really get that with ducks. I mean, have you ever had a beak job before? You might as well make out with a pair of pliers, cause that's essentially how it's like. I'm telling you from experience, cause I attempted to make out with a psyduck, and it was the most awkward 4 hours of my life.[/quote]

[quote=HiFromBuddha]Why is there such an uncanny similarity between your username on MobaFail and a popular laptop manufacturer?[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Which actor who took the role of spiderman would you make out with and why do you agree there's not enough free butt shots during the filming of those movies?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=HiFromBuddha]Why is there such an uncanny similarity between your username on MobaFail and a popular laptop manufacturer?[/quote] Funny story actually. I used to do work with Steve Irwin as one of his stunt crocs that he'd viciously hump for entertainment. While we were on the scene, we were currently taking our show to Japan. In 1977, we landed in the Shibuya district and were an instant hit with the crowds. Seeing as I was pretty much in Kahoots with every asian babe that was there, I grew in popularity (every japanese babe wants the croc) and the name "Toshabi" was known far and wide. Word of my name was picked up by Japanese business man Tanaka Seisakusho, which led to him arranging a direct meeting to meet with me and my new wife to be(His Daughter Tenma Moshimoshidesu Seisakusho). He showed me the ways of business and made me into the first ever business Croc. He and I worked together to build his corporation and it grew into a monster. Things were looking up, well, at least I thought. 1 month before I was to marry his daughter, he betrayed me by dropping me off the company and took the name "Toshabi" as his own for his company. Immediately, I called my lawyer and took the case to court. We fought long and hard for months, and things were swinging my way in the court case. However, the night before the final ruling was given, spies from his underground organization came and froze me solid in carbonite, literally freezing me in time for 35 years. The court case was theown out, and he won the rights to use Toshabi. However, the public knew better and launched a formal protest in honor of me. The pressure from the public caused Tanaka to cave in, relinquishing the name Toshabi for Toshiba. It confused the crowd, but they said "Fuck it, close enough". Wind the clocks forward to today, and all I can think about day in and day out are ways to get revenge on Tanaka-san for what he did to me, especially selling the image/pictures of myself to Ken Sugimore (Thus where that bastard got Totodile, Croconaw and Feraligatr from). So fuck the world, I got screwed and I want my goddam money for it.[/quote]

[quote=HiFromBuddha]I'm sorry.[/quote]