Official Shameless Selfpromotion Thread

[quote=Meiyjhe]Greetings ladies and gentlemen, Are you tired of writing guides and having no place to show them off? Are you tired of... well having no place to show off at all? Well be tired no longer! In this thread you are allowed to show off anything you want to without feeling the shame. In this thread you have the opportunity to convince people to read your guide or watch your video or whatever. So do your best to make your post count! Do keep in mind that this is a shameless selfpromotion thread and not a shameless spamming thread >:( Hopefully this thread will compromise for the fact that there isn't a "new guides" list on the front page anymore ánd for AFK lazy reviewers like me to let people advertise their guides in other ways than by asking reviews. Have fun advertising![/quote]

[quote=Re4XN][center][img=http://s16.postimg.org/o1ufss6s5/Untitled.png][/center] Howdy! Allow me to introduce you my brand new guide (newness might be relative). Are you tired of always losing Top Lane? Are you tired of having to use all your mana to harass people? Tired of playing super-duper-over-mechanical champions, only to ragequit for not being able to carry (I'm talking to you, [[riven]] mains!)? Well, look no further, your salvation is here!! [b][i]INTRODUCING[/i][/b], the blast from the past: [[Dr. Mundo]]! Forget all about those mana issues you ever had! Forget all about being poked to death in the first 2 minutes of the game! Forget all about not being able to move from Top Lane, Mundo goes where he pleases! Take Champ Select by storm when you pick [[Dr. Mundo]], making your whole team flame you throughout the entire game, [b][i]ONLY TO HONOUR YOU IN THE END[/i][/b]!! [i]SUCH WOW[/i]! Win 1 vs 1 fights against 99%(*) of champions, tank [b][i]ENTIRE TEAMS[/i][/b] while protecting your friends with your [b][i]HUGE, MUSCULAR BODY[/i][/b], spamming Ctrl + 4 (/laugh) when they try to Crowd Control Mundo! Caught in a bad spot? Mundo has no escapes? Who needs escapes when you can simply [b][i]WALK AWAY[/i][/b]? Watch your enemy tryhards blow all of their abilities on you, only to watch [[dr. mundo]] walk away using [[sadism]], barely losing [b][i]ANY HEALTH[/i][/b]!!1 [center][size=5][b][i]STARRING:[/i][/b][/size][/center] Mundo, M.D!, a retired Zaunite doctor with an obsession for saying his own name a lot! He left his job to pursue his dreams of crating a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mundo,_California]unincorporated community[/url] in Southern California, where he resides TO THIS VERY DAY, until he feels the need to go where he pleases again!! [i][b]INFECTED CLEAVER![/b][/i], Mundo's lifetime companion and best friend (besides Mundo himself). An all-purpose tool that thaught Mundo the art of weaving! Throughout the years, he learned the art of the Cleaver and mastered it to near perfection! And so can you! Order your [[Dr. Mundo]] guide NOW, for the mere price of [b][i]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[/i][/b]!! That's right, you heard it! [b]THE LOW PRICE OF [size=6]0.00$[/size]!!!11!1[/b] Guarranteed fun, or [i][b]YOUR MONEY BACK[/b][/i]! [center][url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/mundo-how-to-go-where-you-please-all-dem-matchups-423329][b][size=4]>> Click Here To Order Your Guide <<[/size][/b][/url][/center] [center][size=4][b]Our customer's opinion:[/b][/size][/center] [spoiler=opinions][[Tahm Kench]], the River King: [quote]Absolutely fantastic, er... person? Certainly showed me that you don't need popular kids to win a battle. Tell Mundo I can show him new places to go... if he pleases...[/quote] JoeBobTheAwesomest, a happy customer: [quote][b][i][u]420/69[/u][/i][/b] [color=#800080]Best Mundo guide won my first two games using this build[/color] [color=#800080][/color] [color=#800080]I go where I please[/color][/quote] [[Riven]], the Broken Champ [quote][/all] Full Combo [i][b]AND[/b][/i] [[ignite]] and the guy still walks away from me, just like that?! Fvck Mundo, retard OP champion...[/quote] [[Dr. Mundo]], M.D. [quote]Mundo likes Mundo! Mundo is Mundo's only friend... do you want to be my friend [i](slurp)[/i]? Read Mundo guide![/quote] [/spoiler] [size=1](*) statistics may be incorrect; Re4XN Inc. does not take responsability for the lack of skills one may possess while playing Mundo, thus resulting is a DEFEAT. Get better, scrub.[/size] Did I go too far? I think I didn't go too far... did I? I figured if this was the only chance to advertise... am I making sense?[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe][quote=Re4XN]Did I go too far? I think I didn't go too far... did I? I figured if this was the only chance to advertise... am I making sense?[/quote]No you didnt go too far, this was perfect <3[/quote]

[quote=Sir Wellington]Awesome guide Re4XN. I love the humor :)[/quote]

[quote=Sir Wellington]If you're looking for a versatile, deadly top laner with a [color=darkorange][b][i]MANLY[/i][/b][/color] hyperaggressive playstyle, then play Xin Zhao! Everything you need to know about him is in my guide [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/-414086?revision&nocache]here[/url]. I'd greatly appreciate feedback and comments :)[/quote]

[quote=P1Legend]I have a guide in the works that is something a little different then most peoples, and that is a guide on how to build AP Rengar. I main it and went from unranked to diamond this season using this build ^.^. The guide is still in progress, but i appreciate any suggestions or feedback you guys decide to leave for me. The guide will cover Top lane and Jungle playstyles, more so jungle :P. You can see my [url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/-431016?revision&nocache]here[/url][/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]THE greatest guide in existence is finally out, written by yours truly! http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/vaporas-guide-to-tristana-447328 "But Vapora, what is so great about this guide? What separates this from any other [[tristana]] guide?" Why thank you for asking Vapora! "No problem Vapora!" What separates my guide from any other [[tristana]] guide is that it's not just your every day [[tristana]] guide (here, build this, her spells do this, she does well here, etc.), the content has a large focus on teaching general ADC mechanics and play patterns. If you have no intention whatsoever of playing [[tristana]], you could still read this guide and become a better ADC player overall. And I feel the need to emphasize that I was [i]really[/i] specific and comprehensive when writing it, I would be shocked if anyone here were to read this guide and learn nothing from it. It's not perfect, but to my knowledge, it's by far the most comprehensive ADC guide, or even just any champion guide, when it comes to actually teaching you how to play. FAQ: [b]Will I be able to get to Challenger if I read this guide?[/b] Yes. [b]Is it really the greatest guide ever written?[/b] Yes. [b]Are you really as hot as they say you are?[/b] Yes. [b]Why do you always run in 1v5 on ADC?[/b] Yes.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Vapora Dark][b]Are you really as hot as they say you are?[/b] Yes.[/quote] [img=https://i.imgur.com/bJhHTXg.gif][/quote]

[quote=Re4XN][center][img=https://s9.postimg.org/hra0pbzbj/boom2.png width=600][/center] In a world... overrun with hordes of [i][b]NOOBS[/b][/i]... where the odds of survival are as slim as [i]not[/i] your mother, life is tough.[i] [b]BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE![/b][/i] From the creators of How To Go Where You Please!, Re4XN Inc. is [i]proud[/i] to present [b][[Pantheon]]'s Survival Guide[/b]! No longer do you have to bear with people eating through your brain after a lost game! No longer do you have to run back to your tower and cry like a baby, it is [i][b]THE ENEMY'S TURN TO DO THAT!!![/b][/i] A guide so complete that the enemy team will need their own to survive the ensuing onslaught! [b][i]INTRODUCING[/i][/b], Mount Targon's pride: [[Pantheon]]! Poke the enemy out of existence in the first 2 minutes of the game and proceed to dominate the battlefield! Fight through [i]hordes[/i] of unskilled noobs(*) sending them crying to the shopkeeper, over and over and over [i][b]AND OVER AGAIN!1!1[/b][/i] Threat people to [i]AFK[/i] if you don't get Mid Lane in Champ Select and watch them bow down to the might of [[Pantheon]]! Take the enemy by surprise in the Loading Screen when they are desperately trying to figure out if you're going Top, Mid or even ADC, while in reality, you are polishing your spear to impale their Mid Laner! Secure [b]ALL[/b] the kills you can with [[Pantheon]]'s [i]OVERLOADED[/i] kit that will give even your worst foes a cancer so cancerous, that even the [i][b]CANCER WILL GET CANCER!!1![/b][/i] Caught in a bad position? Enemy jungler and mid have you in their sights? [b]NO PROBLEM![/b] Kill them both and [i][b]walk away[/b][/i] while spamming Ctrl + 6, [i]not showing[/i] your mastery level because before today you didn't even know who the hell [[Pantheon]] was! [center][size=5][b][i]STARRING:[/i][/b][/size][/center] Pantheon, the Slayer!, a demi-god from Mount Targon who has gotten tired of the League and now dedicates his life to exterminating hordes of zombies ([i]brainless people who think they are good at the game[/i])! [i][b]BIANCA![/b][/i], Pantheon's t(h)rusty spear and the bane of [b][i]EVERY. SINGLE. CHAMPION[/i][/b] in the League! In recent times he attached a chainsaw to it, making it cut through the hordes all by herself when thrown! As with other Re4XN Inc. products, this Survival Guide will only cost you[i] [b]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!11![/b][/i] [b]EXACTLY![/b], you are not deaf!, the mere price of [size=5][b]0.00$[/b][/size]!!1!!11 [i][u]Guaranteed[/u][/i] victories 80% of the time, [b]ALL THE TIME![/b] [center][url=http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/pantheon-take-mid-lane-by-storm-428044][size=4][b]>> Click Here To Order Your Guide <<[/b][/size][/url][/center] [center]Our customer's opinions:[/center] [spoiler] A random mid lane main: [quote]Before buying the Survival Guide I was just like every other Mid Laner: I either AFK'd or fed the enemy. I still AFK from time to time, but now the enemy feeds me! Recommend it to everyone![/quote] [[Aurelion Sol]], [[Dragon]]'s cousin: [quote]As a celestial being, one would think that diseases wouldn't affect me. Well, as soon as I met [[Pantheon]] I knew I was wrong, that kid just gave me cancer.[/quote] Future Commenter and Happy Customer: [quote]ZOMG!!, this the best guide everh, i won every1 single matc with dis amazing Guide! Money well spent!! r8 it 5/7[/quote] [/spoiler] [size=1](*) unskilledness might be relative. Re4XN Inc. does not take responsibility for the person reading the guide being more unskilled than a potato, thus causing a defeat. Get better scrub![/size][/quote]

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