Canoas wrote:
Cleverbot: I am not a program! I love you, and we are going to share the rest of our lives together!
Aaaawww, now I'm totally jelly :(
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Toshabi wrote:
I asked clever bot if Xaoili and Booshido weren't gay for each other and were actually straight. The moment I did this, the website crashed and experienced a 502 error. Hmm.
Hey...it did the same thing when I asked if Xaoili was gay. This can't be a conincendence.

In my eyes there is only justice

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Check out my AP/AD TF Build
User: Do you know who three days grace is?
Cleverbot: Not personally no.
User: What is your favorite song by them?
Cleverbot: I love run to hills by Iron maiden.
User: What about Three Days Grace songs, which one do you like?
Cleverbot: I don't like anything about your personaility.
User: Do you even know who three days grace is?
Cleverbot: A soccer team. Are you an afable
User: No a rock band.
Cleverbot: Do you like any Pixe albums.
User: No, do you know the band skillet?
Cleverbot, No. Do you know three days grace?
User: Yeah, wait I just asked you that
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you know about Three Days Grace
Cleverbot: I know the answer is 42.
It returned the favor from last night. QQ
Cleverbot: Not personally no.
User: What is your favorite song by them?
Cleverbot: I love run to hills by Iron maiden.
User: What about Three Days Grace songs, which one do you like?
Cleverbot: I don't like anything about your personaility.
User: Do you even know who three days grace is?
Cleverbot: A soccer team. Are you an afable
User: No a rock band.
Cleverbot: Do you like any Pixe albums.
User: No, do you know the band skillet?
Cleverbot, No. Do you know three days grace?
User: Yeah, wait I just asked you that
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you know about Three Days Grace
Cleverbot: I know the answer is 42.
It returned the favor from last night. QQ
In my eyes there is only justice

Thank you Xiaowiriamujhoijhoi JEFFY40HANDS JakofSpaydes
How to tank guide (Revamped! 10/13)
^LOL
omg this thing is actually smart
wtf
it's prolly some dude actually responding xD
omg this thing is actually smart
wtf
it's prolly some dude actually responding xD
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
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Cleverbot: I was referring to Golden Retrievers, but no, I have not.
User: You should! There are 7 totally awesome sigs competeting for no reason and we need your vote!
Cleverbot: Cool. My favorite number is 121.
User: No no, there's only 7 sigs, you can't choose 121.
Cleverbot: I am not a program! I love you, and we are going to share the rest of our lives together!