Bad Pickup lines

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]@Jeffy Yes my name is AMANDA. XD @everyone else This idea has really caught on...who knew we all liked hitting on people badly so much...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I KNEW IT :D Soo much fun though amiright?[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I just like reading them....2gud[/quote]

[quote=Freddy Shopan]Hi. I'm Ben. Is your name as beautiful as your face? Actually... That one isn't bad, is it?[/quote]

[quote=Soronto][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] I don't recall ever having to use a pickup line. Because I tend to take them out while they're asleep. [/quote] That just made my day, you have won the internets, good sir. One of my favs is: Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? Well... I don't have a Ferrari![/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Well I always use bad pick up lines just for the luls :p[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=Freddy Shopan] Hi. I'm Ben. Is your name as beautiful as your face? Actually... That one isn't bad, is it? [/quote] That's a pretty good one.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Then how about: My underwear is a steakhouse. Want a luxury piece of meat?[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]I feel like using these now... Should I?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]-Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand. -You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down -Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets. -Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me.... -Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them. -Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina. -These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!! -(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist. -Excuse me, could you give me directions to Urclitoris?[/quote]