JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
I don't recall ever having to use a pickup line. Because I tend to take them out while they're asleep.
That just made my day, you have won the internets, good sir.
One of my favs is:
Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and a *****? Well... I don't have a Ferrari!
Freddy Shopan wrote:
Hi. I'm Ben. Is your name as beautiful as your face?
Actually... That one isn't bad, is it?
That's a pretty good one.
I feel like using these now... Should I?
Sig courtesy of GrandmasterD. Go get your own sig from them. :D
-Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand.
-You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down
-Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets.
-Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me....
-Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them.
-Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina.
-These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!!
-(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist.
-Excuse me, could you give me directions to Ur****oris?
-You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down
-Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets.
-Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me....
-Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them.
-Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina.
-These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!!
-(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist.
-Excuse me, could you give me directions to Ur****oris?
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@everyone else This idea has really caught on...who knew we all liked hitting on people badly so much...