Bad Pickup lines

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]-Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand. -You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down -Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets. -Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me.... -Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them. -Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina. -These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!! -(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist. -Excuse me, could you give me directions to Urclitoris?[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] -Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand. -You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down -Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets. -Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me.... -Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina. -These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!! -(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist. -Excuse me, could you give me directions to Urclitoris?[/quote] Most are bad and the others are meh. [quote]-Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them.[/quote] This was the only decent one here. Your other ones were better :([/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Well they're bad for a reson right? I thought my most creative one of the previous bunch was "I like my women like I like my NASCAR: Hot, fast, and slammed into walls"[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn][quote=Searz] [quote=Scrax] I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U..[/quote] Haha XD Best one yet. [/quote] scrax steals shit from me[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Don't we all steal a little from eachother?[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Do you have magnets in your hands, cause they seem to be pulling my iron..[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] "I like my women like I like my NASCAR: Hot, fast, and slammed into walls" [/quote] OMG....[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] [quote=JEFFY40HANDS] "I like my women like I like my NASCAR: Hot, fast, and slammed into walls" [/quote] OMG.... [/quote] What i do? Or type rather. Too much?[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]It's so good.... I never woulda thought of that one.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Pro perverts make for great pick up line artists.[/quote]