Hey baby, let's do some math. Add you and me, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply.
Hey, my name is Xaioli (Johnathan), now you know what to scream later tonight.
Hey I'm new to this town, can I get directions to your apartment?
Hey, my name is Xaioli (Johnathan), now you know what to scream later tonight.
Hey I'm new to this town, can I get directions to your apartment?
Ur name's AMANDA?
Cool :D
OT:
-If I could re-arrange the Alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
-Are you a fan of Def Leppard? Because I'm sure you've got something hot, sticky ,and sweet.
-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
-I have a severe case of anxiety, my doctor says I need to squeeze something round and firm, mind if I use your breasts?
-It doesn't bother me that you're flat as a board, just tells me you need to get nailed.
-I wanted to ask your friend if she was available, but you were sitting closer.
-I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed-rock.
-My name is Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you.
-Free breast exams, let me save your twins.
-If I were you, I'd call 911, you just made my heart stop.
-If I said you had a nice bod; would you hold it against me?
-Were you an astronaut? Because you look like you could ride my rocket.
-Were you ever a NASCAR driver? Because you sure look like you could handle my stick.
-You know how I like my women? Like I like my NASCAR, hot, fast, and slammed into walls.
-Did you just feel that? No? Good don't move.
Alll I could come up with.
Cool :D
OT:
-If I could re-arrange the Alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
-Are you a fan of Def Leppard? Because I'm sure you've got something hot, sticky ,and sweet.
-Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
-I have a severe case of anxiety, my doctor says I need to squeeze something round and firm, mind if I use your breasts?
-It doesn't bother me that you're flat as a board, just tells me you need to get nailed.
-I wanted to ask your friend if she was available, but you were sitting closer.
-I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed-rock.
-My name is Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you.
-Free breast exams, let me save your twins.
-If I were you, I'd call 911, you just made my heart stop.
-If I said you had a nice bod; would you hold it against me?
-Were you an astronaut? Because you look like you could ride my rocket.
-Were you ever a NASCAR driver? Because you sure look like you could handle my stick.
-You know how I like my women? Like I like my NASCAR, hot, fast, and slammed into walls.
-Did you just feel that? No? Good don't move.
Alll I could come up with.
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SUPRISE!!!!