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Bad Pickup lines

Creator: The_Nameless_Bard July 30, 2011 11:49am
Forums Off Topic Bad Pickup lines
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@Jeffy Yes my name is AMANDA. XD


@everyone else This idea has really caught on...who knew we all liked hitting on people badly so much...
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I KNEW IT :D

Soo much fun though amiright?
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Brynollf wrote:

Or

Baby did hurt

When you fell from heaven

Cause your face is ****ed up.

LOL!


Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

So, you're a girl huh?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Jokes like this are fail. xD

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I just like reading them....2gud
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Hi. I'm Ben. Is your name as beautiful as your face?

Actually... That one isn't bad, is it?
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:

I don't recall ever having to use a pickup line. Because I tend to take them out while they're asleep.


That just made my day, you have won the internets, good sir.

One of my favs is:

Do you know what's the difference between a Ferrari and a *****? Well... I don't have a Ferrari!
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Well I always use bad pick up lines just for the luls :p
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Freddy Shopan wrote:

Hi. I'm Ben. Is your name as beautiful as your face?

Actually... That one isn't bad, is it?

That's a pretty good one.
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Then how about:

My underwear is a steakhouse. Want a luxury piece of meat?
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I feel like using these now... Should I?
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