Nice shoes wanna ****?
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
Brynollf
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You're teeths are like stars, Yellow and far away from eachother
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
Brynollf
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<Member>
Or, does this towel smell like clorophorm? *move towel towards face*. Just kidding, can i buy you a drink?
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Are you a knitter? cuz I can see your cast-on fitting perfectly on my needle.
Let's come up with as many as we can!