Nice shoes wanna ****?
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
Brynollf
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You're teeths are like stars, Yellow and far away from eachother
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
Mmmmm...
Fertilized eggs...
Fertilized eggs...
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
Brynollf
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<Member>
Or, does this towel smell like clorophorm? *move towel towards face*. Just kidding, can i buy you a drink?
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Are you a knitter? cuz I can see your cast-on fitting perfectly on my needle.
Let's come up with as many as we can!