Bad Pickup lines

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]Example: Are you a knitter? cuz I can see your cast-on fitting perfectly on my needle. Let's come up with as many as we can![/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Nice shoes wanna fuck? Call the cops this girl just stole my heart Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea? Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up. Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam. Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole. Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.[/quote]

[quote=Brynollf]You're teeths are like stars, Yellow and far away from eachother How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]lol[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Mmmmm... Fertilized eggs...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]A growing Urgot's favorite meal. Fertilized eggs.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Better yet Wanna find out what clorophorm smells like?[/quote]

[quote=Brynollf]Or, does this towel smell like clorophorm? *move towel towards face*. Just kidding, can i buy you a drink?[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]for fuck's sake it is spelled "chloroform" on-topic: nice legs. when do they open[/quote]