Nice shoes wanna ****?
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
Call the cops this girl just stole my heart
Is this a bad time for me tell you I'll part your legs like Moses parting the Red Sea?
Are you a mechanic? My throttle could use a tune up.
Did you use to be a gymnast? Because I could see you balancing on my beam.
Did you used to be on the track team? Because I could see you vaulting my pole.
Have you ever been a maid? Because you look like you could polish my knob.
You're teeths are like stars, Yellow and far away from eachother
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
How do you want your eggs tommorow, Fried or fertillised?
Mmmmm...
Fertilized eggs...
Fertilized eggs...
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Are you a knitter? cuz I can see your cast-on fitting perfectly on my needle.
Let's come up with as many as we can!