"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
"I like my women like I like my NASCAR: Hot, fast, and slammed into walls"
OMG....
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-Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand.
-You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down
-Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets.
-Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me....
-Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina.
-These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!!
-(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist.
-Excuse me, could you give me directions to Ur****oris?
Most are bad and the others are meh.
This was the only decent one here.
Your other ones were better :(