No nudity, but still funny ^.^
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
Cau, Y U so slow? (屮ಠ益ಠ)屮
Just to clarify
that means that the MORE EXPOSED the person is in the picture, the angrier DEWO gets about it.
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I have a "cant get worse" history:
A girl told me to play Grand Chase with her. Shes cute and has no boyfriend, so I used the game to get closer. She was wanting something more, but her friend told her not to do anything with me, and nothing happened.
Now we are secretly talking and I decided to tell her friend to forget me and I dont like her anymore. And things got worse, now no one loves me. I lost 2 girls with 1cup stone.
A girl told me to play Grand Chase with her. Shes cute and has no boyfriend, so I used the game to get closer. She was wanting something more, but her friend told her not to do anything with me, and nothing happened.
Now we are secretly talking and I decided to tell her friend to forget me and I dont like her anymore. And things got worse, now no one loves me. I lost 2 girls with 1
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