Lawl, you fail :P
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
No nudity, but still funny ^.^
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
Searz wrote:
Cau, Y U so slow? (屮ಠ益ಠ)屮
Just to clarify
that means that the MORE EXPOSED the person is in the picture, the angrier DEWO gets about it.
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
TheJohn
<Editor>
<Editor>
I have a "cant get worse" history:
A girl told me to play Grand Chase with her. Shes cute and has no boyfriend, so I used the game to get closer. She was wanting something more, but her friend told her not to do anything with me, and nothing happened.
Now we are secretly talking and I decided to tell her friend to forget me and I dont like her anymore. And things got worse, now no one loves me. I lost 2 girls with 1cup stone.
A girl told me to play Grand Chase with her. Shes cute and has no boyfriend, so I used the game to get closer. She was wanting something more, but her friend told her not to do anything with me, and nothing happened.
Now we are secretly talking and I decided to tell her friend to forget me and I dont like her anymore. And things got worse, now no one loves me. I lost 2 girls with 1
You need to log in before commenting.
<Veteran>