Mmmmm... I'd chew on that.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Luther3000 wrote:
You heard it here folks; Searz likes chewing Adonikam's wood.
oh gosh this is too good
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
inb4 this becomes the new "Xai is gay" thread.
Sig courtesy of GrandmasterD. Go get your own sig from them. :D
Speaking of summoner icons.......
Can't wait for achievements to finally come out so I can actually get a real icon other than like the ~20 presets that are INCREDIBLY overused because nobody can get anything different.
Can't wait for achievements to finally come out so I can actually get a real icon other than like the ~20 presets that are INCREDIBLY overused because nobody can get anything different.

Thanks to The_Nameless_Bard for the sig!
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It looks like a chewing-gum tree.