Official QQ Thread

[quote=jts2][quote=Taneren] You cannot carry a team alone. You need a decent team to win. 1 pro with 4 noobs vs 5decents is a loss. Try to see if you can get 1-2 good mates with you, when playing. [/quote] I used to run with a full premade. Not so much anymore. I know feeding happens, or bad games happen, but it's the worst when you are doing EVERYTHING for you team and then you lose. I'm pretty sure I had more HP than my tank did last time this happened. Nerf matchmaking system.[/quote]

[quote=Vilify]Anyhoo, let me write down the steps I took in the game: 1. Clear jungle, gank mid. SUCCES! Our [[Sion]] got FB! 2. Steal their blue, gank top. SUCCES! Kill #1 for me! 3. Go back, buy [[Wriggle's Lantern]] and [[Mercury's Treads]]. 4. Gank bot, kill their support, [[Sona]]. Receive rage for not letting [[Tristana]] take the kill. [[Phoenix Stance]] killed her on accident. 5. [[Tristana]] towerdives their [[Vladimir]]. Dies. Blames me. 6. Take some buffs, take Dragon, gank mid to kill their [[Vladimir]]. 7. Acquire [[Frozen Mallet]] and 3k HP. 8. Jungle, gank, jungle, farm, jungle, farm, gank... 9. Acquire [[Atma's Impaler]], 200-ish AD. 10. Lanes all get pushed, I hold them back some more, get 2 [[Warmog's Armor]], 6k HP. 11. Third [[Warmog's Armor]], farm it up, 8k HP and quite a bit of AD. 12. Continue to almost solo their team, take 2 kills, and then get pushed back thanks to your team's absence. 13. Max all [[Warmog's Armor]]s, continue to deal monstrous damage while tanking. 14. Lose, take all the blame for being a shitty jungler. 15. Alt + F4.[/quote]

[quote=jts2][quote=Vilify] Anyhoo, let me write down the steps I took in the game: 1. Clear jungle, gank mid. SUCCES! Our [[Sion]] got FB! 2. Steal their blue, gank top. SUCCES! Kill #1 for me! 3. Go back, buy [[Wriggle's Lantern]] and [[Mercury's Treads]]. 4. Gank bot, kill their support, [[Sona]]. Receive rage for not letting [[Tristana]] take the kill. [[Phoenix Stance]] killed her on accident. 5. [[Tristana]] towerdives their [[Vladimir]]. Dies. Blames me. 6. Take some buffs, take Dragon, gank mid to kill their [[Vladimir]]. 7. Acquire [[Frozen Mallet]] and 3k HP. 8. Jungle, gank, jungle, farm, jungle, farm, gank... 9. Acquire [[Atma's Impaler]], 200-ish AD. 10. Lanes all get pushed, I hold them back some more, get 2 [[Warmog's Armor]], 6k HP. 11. Third [[Warmog's Armor]], farm it up, 8k HP and quite a bit of AD. 12. Continue to almost solo their team, take 2 kills, and then get pushed back thanks to your team's absence. 13. Max all [[Warmog's Armor]]s, continue to deal monstrous damage while tanking. 14. Lose, take all the blame for being a shitty jungler. 15. Alt + F4. [/quote] Lol'd Welcome to League of Legends.[/quote]

[quote=Vilify][quote=jts2] Lol'd Welcome to League of Legends. [/quote] Even though I'd been playing this game for a year or so now, it still confuses the hell outta me sometimes. >.> 10-3 [[Udyr]]? YOU'RE SHIT, BRO.[/quote]

[quote=jts2][quote=Vilify] [quote=jts2] Lol'd Welcome to League of Legends. [/quote] Even though I'd been playing this game for a year or so now, it still confuses the hell outta me sometimes. >.> 10-3 [[Udyr]]? YOU'RE SHIT, BRO. [/quote] Yeah, I've been playing for 2 years, started when [[twitch]] was mega OP, and stopped playing, then started playing again with friends right before [[lux]] came out. I've never had problems with people being retarted bad and mean since recently. The more players, the worse it gets.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime][quote=Vilify] Anyhoo, let me write down the steps I took in the game: 1. Clear jungle, gank mid. SUCCES! Our [[Sion]] got FB! 2. Steal their blue, gank top. SUCCES! Kill #1 for me! 3. Go back, buy [[Wriggle's Lantern]] and [[Mercury's Treads]]. 4. Gank bot, kill their support, [[Sona]]. Receive rage for not letting [[Tristana]] take the kill. [[Phoenix Stance]] killed her on accident. 5. [[Tristana]] towerdives their [[Vladimir]]. Dies. Blames me. 6. Take some buffs, take Dragon, gank mid to kill their [[Vladimir]]. 7. Acquire [[Frozen Mallet]] and 3k HP. 8. Jungle, gank, jungle, farm, jungle, farm, gank... 9. Acquire [[Atma's Impaler]], 200-ish AD. 10. Lanes all get pushed, I hold them back some more, get 2 [[Warmog's Armor]], 6k HP. 11. Third [[Warmog's Armor]], farm it up, 8k HP and quite a bit of AD. 12. Continue to almost solo their team, take 2 kills, and then get pushed back thanks to your team's absence. 13. Max all [[Warmog's Armor]]s, continue to deal monstrous damage while tanking. 14. Lose, take all the blame for being a shitty jungler. 15. Alt + F4. [/quote] I am not only amazing at LoL, but I am also a psychic and can see the future... You... You are... *Concentrating deeply, eyes roll back into head* You are... Not yet... Level 30... *Humming*[/quote]

[quote=Vilify][quote=DuffTime] [quote=Vilify] Anyhoo, let me write down the steps I took in the game: 1. Clear jungle, gank mid. SUCCES! Our [[Sion]] got FB! 2. Steal their blue, gank top. SUCCES! Kill #1 for me! 3. Go back, buy [[Wriggle's Lantern]] and [[Mercury's Treads]]. 4. Gank bot, kill their support, [[Sona]]. Receive rage for not letting [[Tristana]] take the kill. [[Phoenix Stance]] killed her on accident. 5. [[Tristana]] towerdives their [[Vladimir]]. Dies. Blames me. 6. Take some buffs, take Dragon, gank mid to kill their [[Vladimir]]. 7. Acquire [[Frozen Mallet]] and 3k HP. 8. Jungle, gank, jungle, farm, jungle, farm, gank... 9. Acquire [[Atma's Impaler]], 200-ish AD. 10. Lanes all get pushed, I hold them back some more, get 2 [[Warmog's Armor]], 6k HP. 11. Third [[Warmog's Armor]], farm it up, 8k HP and quite a bit of AD. 12. Continue to almost solo their team, take 2 kills, and then get pushed back thanks to your team's absence. 13. Max all [[Warmog's Armor]]s, continue to deal monstrous damage while tanking. 14. Lose, take all the blame for being a shitty jungler. 15. Alt + F4. [/quote] I am not only amazing at LoL, but I am also a psychic and can see the future... You... You are... *Concentrating deeply, eyes roll back into head* You are... Not yet... Level 30... *Humming* [/quote] I am. :P I can provide you with a screenshot if you don't believe it.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]*Fingers on the sides on his own temples* You do not... Have over 250 normal wins... *Humming*[/quote]

[quote=Vilify][quote=DuffTime] *Fingers on the sides on his own temples* You do not... Have over 250 normal wins... *Humming* [/quote] Dominion and Classic combined? Or just Classic?[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]Just classic. Dominion games count for nothing. (Suddenly it all makes sense :P)[/quote]